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From Homestar Runner Wiki
Homestar is working in a Waffle House-style restaurant.
Starring: Homestar Runner
Page title: "Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!"
- Toons - A burger flips on the grill.
- Games - The waffle iron opens. Someone says "Waffle on one."
- Characters - The drink machine spills a green drink.
- Downloads - His hat turns backwards.
- Store - The waffle iron attemps to open , stuck with dough.
- Email - He holds up a plate of food. Someone says: "quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered."
Fun Facts
- The second voice sounds very similar to Coach Z, however the first one doesn't.
- The Drink machine may be referenced in the Mellow Mushroom Characters page, a site designed by The Brothers Chaps.
- The entire page is a reference to Waffle House, a chain of restaurants that's very prevalent in the southern US and completely non-existent in the northern US, perhaps most famous for its own complex lingo referring to hash browns prepared with various ingredients. (However, Denny's restaurants have been known to respond to Waffle House hash browns terminology, some even writing it into their menus.) "Scattered, smothered, and covered" refers to hash browns spread out flat as you would expect ("scattered"; as opposed to shaped into a thicker ring, which nobody normally prefers), with onions ("smothered") and cheese ("covered"). The sandwich pictured is actually a patty melt plate, rather than a quarter cheese plate.
