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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail174.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="5" end="70" speaker="strongbad">I'm running through a field of email! Paranoia! Paranoia!</line> <line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Hey Strong Bad,</line> <line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Have you ever been to a concert?</line> <line start="106" end="135" speaker="strongbad">If you have, what type of concert was it?</line> <line start="136" end="170" speaker="strongbad">Your dragon, Trogdor? Smiley face?</line> <line start="171" end="210" speaker="strongbad">Wipe that smiley face off your the words 'smiley face.'</line> <line start="211" end="250" speaker="strongbad">You do not impersonate The Burninator, got it?</line> <line start="251" end="270" speaker="sfx">Trogdor burning sound</line> <line start="271" end="328" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I go to concerts. Why else would I own a pair of Hollywood Boulevards?</line> <line start="333" end="368" speaker="strongsad">Oh, hello, pleatèd boots!</line> <line start="370" end="425"><strongsad>What are you all gusseyed up for?</strongsad><strongbad>Shut up man, I always dress like this!</strongbad></line> <line start="426" end="472" speaker="strongbad">I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I never heard of the opening band,</line> <line start="473" end="510" speaker="strongbad">so I'm going to show up fashionably late.</line> <line start="511" end="565"><strongbad>What are you all gusseyed down for?</strongbad><strongsad>I'm going to see a show tonight too.</strongsad></line> <line start="566" end="625" speaker="strongsad">But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm gonna leave fashionably early.</line> <line start="626" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Well, those two things don't sound at all related. Bye loser!</line> <line start="672" end="700" speaker="strongbad">Hey, guess what? They were related.</line> <line start="701" end="765" speaker="strongbad">Apparently, Limozeen was trying to expand their audience into people that went to college.</line> <line start="766" end="835" speaker="strongbad">So, they got this band sloshy to open up for them. But Limozeen ended up cancelling because...</line> <line start="840" end="940"><sfx>drums</sfx><larry voiceover="voiceover">Our audience must be 94% hot young females, with bangs higher than or equal to our own.</larry></line> <line start="941" end="970"><sfx>louder drumming</sfx><larry voiceover="voiceover">And also a deviled egg tray!</larry></line> <line start="971" end="984" speaker="sfx">drums end with crowd cheer</line> <line start="985" end="1060" speaker="strongbad">So, Limozeen just hung out in their tour bus and watched ESPN Classic all night, while sloshy played both sets.</line> <line start="1061" end="1105" speaker="strongbad">Needless to say, I was perplexed, and intreguéd.</line> <line start="1111" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">So, help me out here. Were they missing some members? Where was their lead guitarist?</line> <line start="1176" end="1202" speaker="strongsad">Uh, that was the whole band.</line> <line start="1203" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">What?! You're not allowed to have a band with only three people in it!</line> <line start="1251" end="1327" speaker="strongbad">And something else's suspicious. What happened to the bassist's sunglasses? Did the lenses fall out?</line> <line start="1328" end="1359" speaker="strongsad">No, Strong Bad, those were just regular glasses.</line> <line start="1360" end="1380" speaker="strongbad">Shock and horror!</line> </transcript> </pre> --ZanderSchubert 12:26, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
