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<line start="1" end="65" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="66" end="116" speaker="strongbad">Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terreefic athlete.</line>
<line start="117" end="158" speaker="strongbad">Once a time, he was in the field doing some yard work.</line>
<line start="159" end="181" speaker="bookhomestar">This yard work is hard work!</line>
<line start="182" end="206" speaker="strongbad">Quipped The Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="207" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad and his The Cheat rolled up and started talking smack.</line>
<line start="250" end="317" speaker="bookstrongbad">You look dumb and stuff! Doing yardwork is only for the loseriest of losers!</line>
<line start="318" end="367" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner was saddened by this bit of news and felt ashamed.</line>
<line start="372" end="401" speaker="bookhomestar">I never want to be a loser again!</line>
<line start="402" end="436" speaker="strongbad">He said, and somersaulted away.</line>
<line start="437" end="509" speaker="strongbad">He somersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he was really tired.</line>
<line start="510" end="517" speaker="bookhomestar">Phew</line>
<line start="518" end="535" speaker="strongbad">Said The Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="550" end="601" speaker="strongbad">Just then it felt like a small animal tried to burst out of The Homestar Runner's Craw.</line>
<line start="605" end="631" speaker="strongsad">That is unsightly and make it go away!</line>
<line start="632" end="652" speaker="strongbad">Shrieked some fat girl.</line>
<line start="655" end="676" speaker="bookhomestar">Something is stuck in my craw!</line>
<line start="677" end="698" speaker="strongbad">Declared The Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="699" end="778" speaker="strongbad">For days upon days, he slinked around trying to hide whatever it was that was stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="780" end="811" speaker="strongbad">One day he put a wig on it.</line>
<line start="812" end="857" speaker="coachz">That's one nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!</line>
<line start="858" end="877" speaker="strongbad">Pronounced Coach Zee.</line>
<line start="878" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Another day, he painted it green and painted some stripes on it.</line>
<line start="927" end="963" speaker="bubs">Man! When is that nasty thing gonna go away-way?!</line>
<line start="964" end="983" speaker="strongbad">Queried Bubs.</line>
<line start="984" end="1029" speaker="strongbad">Finally he asked the ghost of Christmas Suck what to do.</line>
<line start="1030" end="1071" speaker="strongsad">Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises.</line>
<line start="1073" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">Advised {mumbling, as if disappointed at running out of insults} Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="1104" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">So The Homestar Runner tried talking to him craw lump.</line>
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