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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">Trommelwirbel</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">Fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>Fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>spielt Flöte</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer">Zweihundert SBEmails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer">Erstaunlich nur daran zu denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer">Wie sehn wir zweihundert SBEmails?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Der Gedanke an die SBEmail macht mich</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singer">schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad"><em>Kotz!</em></line>
<line start="515" end="523" speaker="sfx">Lied endet</line>
<line start="525" end="550">
<sfx>Echo</sfx>
<strongbad>Bitte nehmt Platz.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Was soll man vom Mistschmied halten?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Bricht sein Schweigegelübde um die Einleitung für meine zweihundertste SBEmail zu singen.</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin kurz davor, mich nicht mehr zu ekeln!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">Fliegen schwirren</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>Fliegen schwirren</sfx>
<sfx>platsch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, das nehm ich zurück.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, los gehts!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.C.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">New Paper, print me out a hard copy!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to steal my two hundredth email thunder!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">What? What are you talking about? I just—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">I'm in the middle of checking my email.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Whaddaya mean, <em>your</em> email?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">I'm in the middle of checking <em>my</em> email!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">You're not the only one around here who answers emails from fans with humorous results.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Since the crap when?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">it's usually enough to throw 'em off.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poo, poo. Poo, poo.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">light clicks on</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">yawns</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes"><em>Whaaaaaat?</em></line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Long pants, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
<span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>Long<br />
</line>
<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
<span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
</line>
<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
</line>
<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
</line>
<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
</line>
<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
</line>
<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">pants!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And that one where I dressed up real good like Coach Z.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="other">Hey, Strong Bad, I think I ruined your fondue part!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">My fondue part?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad"><em>Hang on!</em></line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad"><em>Shut face!</em></line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Those were MY emails and you squeazeled your way into them.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Anyways, Let me see that email.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, come on!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar"><em>Another</em> pillow fight? Haven't they seen hremail number 49?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-what mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Do you even have an email address?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2237" speaker="homestar">Of course I do. Everybody knows it's DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Aww, come on, old timer. It's not so bad.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">You want to help me check this email?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">I'm not gonna help you check your email!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna help myself <em>ruin</em> your email! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">And help myself to your ice cream sammies. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Dear Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">can you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewiously yours,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Send!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Let's see now,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">a few seconds for the DNS to resolve,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! He's taken the bait!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>the geddup noise</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-In-Front-Of-My-Computer!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Tee hee hee!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">guitar music</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hello, idiot-proof computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>You look a little thirsty.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Time for some long overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">guitar music</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>How does that old adage go?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Ah, yes. "Apply libewally!" Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>shuffling noises</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>fighting noises</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>The Paper! You came back!!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Oops</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">guitar music</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that?</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Four pin? Eight pin? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Was it Firewire? I bet it was Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">sparks</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Will we ever see a 201?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is the reign of HREmails <em>(rolls R)</em> at hand?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">For the answers to these questions, be sure and <em>not</em> check out my blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">I haven't updated that thing in years!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—and croon anew.</line>
</transcript>
