Hooked on Decemberween
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Page Title: Listen to it Fizz!
Transcript
{A record plays, making the same noise as the Old Timey scratch line. After a few seconds, it stops and allows you to choose from The Dethemberween Thnikkaman, Cheer Up Coach Z, Seasonal Sweaters, Homestar Runner Presents: Presents, O, Decemberween, and If I Don't Get Video Games. By default, The Dethemberween Thnikkaman plays. If you select "If I Don't Get Video Games", this happens:}
{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad paper. Brainkrieg are drawn on it.}
BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Go.
BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: You go.
BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Are you even plugged in?
BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: Hang on.
{A stoner rock riff begins to play.}
BRAINKRIEG:
If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna
Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights!
Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over and keep his eggnog spiked!
Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat!
Hang out in front of the mall in a black trench coat!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
{solo}
I'm talkin about Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!
If I don't get video games
DECEMBERWEEN!!!
BRAINKRIEG: Jugga jigga wugga!
