A Death Defying Decemberween
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Homestar plans to sled down a very steep hill on Decemberween, to Strong Bad's annoyance.
Cast (in order of appearance): Coach Z, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Bubs, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat
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Page title: Hope it's not too...Late!
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{The title screen appears, with the words "A Death-Defying Decemberween", a helmet, and some holly. Then, we cut to a snow-covered field. Strong Bad enters from the side, carrying some hot chocolate with a few marshmallows inside it.}
STRONG BAD: Hot choco, everyone! Hope it's not too... late! Choco? Late? Chocolate? Huh?
BUBS: What a cut-up!
COACH Z: A real ham!
STRONG MAD: THE '50S!
MARZIPAN: Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!
{She takes a cup. Then, Homestar enters from the side.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angrily} Pssh! Whatever! That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate, I was—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's right! This Decemberween, I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down... the Steep Deep!
{Cut to a shot of the Steep Deep, a mountain with a slope at an extreme angle}
ALL: {gasp}
COACH Z: The Steep Deep! No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!
BUBS: You'll break your face into an unrecognisable clump!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No way, dog! No way, Bubs! My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognisable clump"!
STRONG BAD: Well, what about the rest of you?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll ask them later. {leans in toward Strong Bad} Just mark your caledars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30. {leaps into the air} Death-defying entertainment! {"tainment" echoes a few times}
{the scene cuts to the title card, now showing an image of Homestar's jump}
ANNOUNCER: We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.
{applause. The scene fades into a set for a decorated home. Homestar stands in front of the piano. He is wearing a jacket and tie, and has a pipe in his mouth. Bubs' arm can be scene through the window, periodically throwing snow}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {takes the pipe out} Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. {sets the pipe on the piano} Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones? {produces a steamy mug filled with white liquid and red sprinkles and hands it to the viewer's point of view}
AUDIENCE MEMBERS: {offscreen} Oh! Ooh!
MAN: {off screen} Hot what?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's better.
{The camera swings around to the side, revealing Coach Z's arm holding the mug, which quickly moves out of the shot}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {begins walking, and a wall calendar comes into view. It reads: December 24 "The D'weeve, yo!"} You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment. That's why, this Decemberween I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.
AUDIENCE MEMBERS: {collective gasps}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {ducks down, then pops up closer to the camera} I might {unintelligable}. {the audience laughs}
{the doorbell rings}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I wonder who that could be?
{the door swings open, revealing Bubs, who is carrying a cardboard box with a bow on it. The audience laughs and cheers as Bubs waves.}
BUBS: Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!
{the audience laughs. Homestar and Bubs also fake laughter. Coach Z's arm can now be seen throwing snow outside the window.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Come on in, Bubs. Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?
BUBS: I'd love to! {a wreath frames the scene, which goes out of focus and sparkles appear, all accompanied by a small piano chord}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?
BUBS: {walks over to the piano, where Homestar is} Well, open it up!
{Homestar takes the box and opens it, pulling out a small sled}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Gee whiz! {audience oohs and ahhs} A brand new sleddin' board! That's what I needed for the Steep Deep!
BUBS: And I pre-printed an epitaph on there, {camera shows the epitaph on the sled, which reads: "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com Death-Fying Entertainer and Father of Six"} so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it! {audience laughs}
{camera zooms in on Homestar, who groans long and loud}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mouth wiggles} Gulp! {audience laughs}
{cut to the Brothers' Strong's Basement, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch in front of the TV}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The writing on the sled reads:
Here Lies Homestar Runner.com Death-Fying Entertainer <del>and Father of Six</del>
Remarks
- Homestar Runner wears brown pants during his televised Decemberween special.
- Homestar and Marzipan head over to her parents' house at the end.
