Subtitles:careerday/en

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  <line start="12" end="85" speaker="marzipan">Listen out, Life Blossoms! Today, for Career Day, we have a very special visitor.</line>
  <line start="87" end="112" speaker="homestar">Is it that social worker again?</line>
  <line start="113" end="141" speaker="marzipan">No, no! That's all taken care of! The charges were dropped!</line> 
  <line start="142" end="235" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, please welcome the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil's own Space Captainface!</line>
  <line start="236" end="315" speaker="strongbad">Yaaaaay! Great Planets, kids! Your frumpy schoolmarm, here, has asked me to talk to you today about—</line>
  <line start="316" end="354" speaker="marzipan">I didn't ask you! You paid me to let you talk.</line>
  <line start="352" end="432" speaker="strongbad">Shut up. —talk to you today about an exciting career in... SPACE TRAVEL!</line>
  <line start="433" end="457" speaker="strongmad">BOOR-ING!</line>
  <line start="454" end="484" speaker="homestar">Did you bring us any candy, police-fire-man? </line>
  <line start="485" end="550" speaker="homsar">You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!</line>
  <line start="551" end="604" speaker="strongbad">And now, without further you talking, some moving images to distract you long </line>
  <line start="605" end="647" speaker="strongbad">enough for your teacher to take a nap, drink, or smoke-break.</line>
  <line start="605" end="647" announcer voiceover="voiceover">SBASAF Propaganda presents—</announcer>

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