User:Open Source Greg

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Most Everyone Wanna Know Who I Am

I'm Open Source Greg. Some of you might know me as Jagger88, but I don't blame you if you don't. My real name is Jack, and I live in Australia. My favourite things to do are watching Homestar Runner, downloading Homestar Runner with a flash saver, and converting Homestar Runner to iPod and DSi form with an SWF Converter. I also like swimming, reading and running.

Quotes

MAX 3 QUOTES EACH {I CAN'T BE BOTHERED DOING MORE; AND I LIKE EVERYTHING EVERYONE SAYS}

Homestar Runner

  • {sitting in cardboard box with "blue face man's store" written on it} Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!
  • Pom Pom, you have been, and always will be, my dog. But, today, I gotta play the strategy card. I'm going with Pom Pom.
  • I wonder how you spell tabasco... Tabascoooo...

Strong Bad

  • Everybody, now bleed a beetle... Ew. No.
  • No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir-no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'
  • Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuump...

Strong Mad

  • I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!
  • MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!
  • TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!

The Cheat

  • Meh

Strong Sad

  • Homestar, do you even have half a brain?
  • {seemingly laughing} Somebody shoot me!
  • I don't like food anymore!

Marzipan

  • You took too long with the paint, so me and the Cheat and Strong Mad formed a band called Cool Tapes.
  • {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'
  • I won't let you die, Dangeresque.

=Pom Pom

  • {bubble}

Coach Z

  • Mrs Marzipan Z...
  • I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport you're playin' here, but I'm playing women's lacrosse.
  • Joearghreagghb!!

Bubs

  • {burning "exhibit A"} This is just fine!
  • {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'

Senor Cardgage

  • Refinancin' , precent signs, I don't know...

Homsar

  • I'm the butter-silk fairy queen!
  • {normal speech} Hello, Strong Bad. {This is because I was amazed at Homsar's comprehension of the "English" language

King Of Town

  • I'm in my sixties.
  • My life is a joke
  • Let the king have some. For reals this time!

Characters

This is a list of my favourite characters, in order of favourite to least favourite;

1. Homestar {I'm not a suck up, I am extremely amused by his little cohesion to his surroundings} 2. The KOT 3. Bubs 4. Strong Bad 5. Senor Cardgage 6. The Poopsmith 7. Homsar 8. Coach Z 9. Marzipan 10. Strong Mad 11. Strong Sad 12. The Cheat 13. Pom Pom {I don't think he's any good}

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