Subtitles:pistols4pandas/en

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<line start="24" end="56" speaker="crack">Blah-hi, kids, BLAH'm Crack Stuntman.</line>
<line start="57" end="98" speaker="crack">I used to do the voice of Cheat Commander on the cartoon man show</line>
<line start="99" end="146" speaker="crack">until contractual mumbo-jumbo <em>screwed me out of the sweetest gig I ever had—</em></line>
<line start="147" end="157" speaker="crack">Please take me back!</line>
<line start="158" end="160" sfx="sfx">Beep</line>
<line start="161" end="212" speaker="crack">But I'm also the voice of a much more important non-profit organization called—</line>
<line start="213" end="240" speaker="crack" volume="1.4"><em>Non-profit?! What the bluh-what?!</em></line>
<line start="242" end="268" speaker="crack">But <em>I'm</em> still get paid, right?</line>
<line start="269" end="271" sfx="sfx">Beep</line>
<line start="272" end="327" speaker="crack">But I'm also the voice of a non-profit organization called Pistols for Pandas,</line>
<line start="328" end="363" speaker="crack">that I hold very near and dear to my new sunglasses.</line>
<line start="364" end="379">
  <crack>that I hold very near and dear to my new sunglasses.</crack>
  <sfx>Sparkling</sfx>
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<line start="380" end="443" speaker="crack">In light of the recent made-up holiday designed to make your parents feel guilty about their car,</line>
<line start="444" end="487" speaker="crack">I thought I'd tell you just how P-for-P gets small firearms</line>
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