Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee
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Definitely a quality videograph of a humorous happening at someone's real wedding reception!
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad (voice only), Coach Z, Senor Cardgage
Places: Gymnasium
Date: Monday, October 5, 2008
Running Time: 0:19
Transcript
{A shaky camcorder view of a wedding reception in the gymnasium, with music playing and light shining on the floor. Coach Z is standing at a refreshments table, with a punch bowl and a tray of hors d'œuvres, one of which he's eating.]]
STRONG BAD: {whispering} Shh shh shh! {unintelligible} Shh shh.
COACH Z: I tell ya, Strong Bad, these bacon-wrapped pecan {unintelligible} sure are— {begins to gag} —hork! {drops his hors d'œuvre} Udork! {leans hard on the table, knocking the tray off} And-I'd-like-to-finish-with-a-BLORK! {grabs a toupee from off-screen and pukes into it}
{Camera pans to include Senor Cardgage, who feels the top of his bare head.}
STRONG BAD: {quietly to himself} Oh, yeah. I can smell those million-plus views already.
{Coach Z offers the toupee back to Cardgage, who just looks at him. After a moment, Coach Z puts the toupee on his own head and nods to the music.}
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