Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions
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Below are the first two drafts of Strong Bad Email #136 as originally written by The Brothers Chaps. They eventually abandoned the kitchen-appliance concept (sorry, Victoria) in favor of the geddup noise. The drafts were released as a
THIS IS A FAKE ARTICLE AND THERE WAS NO SUCH ALTERNATE VERSION MADE BY THE BROTHERS CHAPS. THERE IS NO PROOF OF THIS AND UNTIL THERE IS, THIS WARNING MUST BE POSTED.
all Strong Bad on this one. I have a lotta respect for food processors and food processing. Beigish tan, Le Chop, got it?
hs: yessir.
food processor turns back to normal.
sb: I would have several handy speeds. Puree, Frappe--
hs: Crushe, Smushe, and of course, Offe.
those buttons appear on the thing.
sb (getting frustrated): GRR. And I could julienne
hs: A phonebook into a metal can!! And shoot lasers at hot girls!
(it shoots lasers, we hear some female screams)
sb: Homestar, NO! No lasers this time!
hs: Cool flames!!
sb: BEIGISH TAN!!
hs: GASHUFFERS!!
The food processor has a mouth and maybe eyes and starts screaming.
food: STOP FIGHTING!! STOP FIGHTING!! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT!! AND I AM SICK OF IT!! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!!!
it storms off the counter
sb: woah. guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.
hs: oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO YOUNG MAN!! YOU HEAR ME?!
Fun Facts
- Vichyssoise is a thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock.
- Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of 4 branches, but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.
- The second draft contains a reference to Nintendo.
- These alternate versions heavily acknowledge the seven-week delay since the previous email. Only the lights being off and Gavin on the screen are preserved in the finished version.
- Marzipan broke up with Homestar at the end of the first draft.
- Mr. Roper was the hard-nosed landlord in Three's Company.
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