User:Wolf O'Donnel

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I used to be known as Awexome and at least one other username.

Contributions

• Breakfast
• Metroid
• The Beatles
• Peter Frampton
• Various other band pages
• Sega
• Muffins

Dive-Thru Whale Analysis

• Would you like to try a combo meal?- average, albeit slightly awkward, fast food restaurant question.
• Nine seventeen, sever your leg please sir.- the first part is the price, the second part is out-of-nowhere.
• Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.- the whale is repeating what it said. For the second sentence, the whale may be attempting to say "It's as plain as day".
• Please enter your password- a fine sentence for such a device, but inappropriate given the whale's purpose.
• Please drive around to the seventh window- it obviously meant second, referencing most fast food places, which have one window for ordering and one window for paying and receiving
• It's brown- it is answering a question
• Sever your leg, please, sir.- It is talking to the Europa-pean lobster. The lobster complies, after which the whale eats the lobster. This may reveal that this is how the whale disables its prey.
• Please smile for the Blubbo's satellite camera- a fine sentence, but it is unusual why the restaurant has a sattelite camera
• In the even of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open- for the first part, it means in the event of a fire; the second part is random
• Replenish your pipes, please, fellas- the whale is being mocked
• Welcome to Blubbo's- perfectly fine
• Slice your fingers thin (implied)- may be referring to chicken fingers, and also that Bubs has no fingers
• Pave your brown- nonsensical, but appropriate given the fact that it is in Sweet Puttin' Cakes
• Pour gravel on your stump, ma'm- appropriate given the location
• Have you fried our population bombs?- "fried" is supposed to be "tried", and "bombs" is supposed to be "booms". However, it is unknown why the question is asked.
• Register does not contain more than fifty doctors- It means dollars. This is a common attempt at deturring shoplifters.