Some Stupid Turkey
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String Bed's first-ever Thanksgiving.
Cast (in order of appearance): uhhh
Places: wut
Date: Thursday, November 22, 2012
Page Title: A String-tastic Thanksgiving
Running Time: 0:39
DVD: Everything Else, Volume 2
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Transcript
{Open to Strong Bad standing in a field in autumn, wearing a turkey costume.}
STRONG BAD: {singing the "dun" part to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. theme song along with Mario running across the screen} Dundun dun dundun DUN DUN! Oh, I'm some stupid fucking turkey, as stupid as they come {a white liquid shoots out of the turkey costume}! Cut off my head,
{An axe, swung from above, cuts Strong Bad's head off.}
STRONG BAD: {singing with his head chopped off} stuff me with bread,
{With a "pop!", a loaf of bread appears in the "turkey" head's beak.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} go and suck your dick!
{cuts to a black screen reading "alternate take"}
STRONG BAD: {singing} go and fuck yourself!
{The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z appear from behind Strong Bad.}
ALL: {singing} Go... and... fuck... your...
{cuts to a black screen reading "Happy Thanksgiving 2012!"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now let us go and partake of our wonderous feast!
{Screen blanks with a caption reading "Copyright 2012 Viacom"}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Hey, wait a minute! Where's The King of Town?
{Cut to the King of Town, who is much fatter than usual, and lying down behind an overturned table amidst dozens of cleared plates, a fish skeleton, and a platter holding the ribs of some meaty animal. He died of diabeetus.}
{The King of Town's chest blows up.}
