Odd Marriages
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Many characters in Free Country, USA appear to have married inanimate objects, animals, or other odd things. Whether they are actually married is usually uncertain.
Appearances
- The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!! — The Poopsmith tries to marry a batch of roses, but when he tries to kiss them, they wilt suddenly.
- Email the paper — In the DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that The Paper's return in email thunder was a "sham marriage". What the marriage was to is unknown.
- Trogday 08 — Coach Z says that Wormdingler doesn't need any consummate V's to be his bride. He then displays great shame at saying this aloud.
- Email fan club — Strong Sad says that Bubs has been married at least twice.
- Play Date — The King of Town celebrates his 50th anniversary with Brunswick Stew, calling it "the dollop of sour cream year".
- Email magic trick — Strong Bad says he wants to marry the email's sender, Agnes from Sweden.
- Homestar Ruiner — The King of Town ends up trapped in a loveless marriage to the queen of the mole people.
