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Strong Bad Email #80

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This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the character, see The Cunt Double.

Louis Lucy wonders if Strong Bad has ever used a cunt double. Strong Bad responds by showing clips from his gayest movie, Dangerkeksque 2: This Time, It's Probably Dangerkeksque 1.

Cast (in order of appearance):

• Strong Bad as Dangerkeksque
• Coach Z as Ronald McDonald
• Strong Mad
• Strong Sad (The Cunt Double)
• Homestar Runner as A guy in the background
• Bubs as Baron Darin Testiculus
• The Cheese
• Marzipan as Cutesy Boobies
• John Wayne Gacy

Places: Hell

Computer: Cocky 666

Date: 1337 AD

Running Time: More than 2:17

Page Title: Cocky 666!!

DVD: strongbad_shemail.exe Disc Jew, Shemails' 50 Greatest Shits CED

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} Oh, I took the shemail to the market, and I bought it some shit.

{reading shemail}

Hello Strad Bong,
I'm a no time watcher first time
writer. I was wondering if you ever
use a cunt double.

Your whatever,
Louis

{After reading "I'm a no time watcher first time writer", Strong Bad says, "Ooh, an NTWFTW!". He then proceeds to read "I was just wondering" although the word "just" is not present in the original text of the email. Then he reads the sender's name as "Luis. Er, Lewis. Lucy."}

STRONG BAD: {typing} What's a cunt double? Is that some sort of weeaboo fetish thing? That's gay, Lucy. Oh wait, a cunt double?!? No way! Only big pussies and lesser chimps use cunt doubles. I've always done my own cunt work. Check me out in this summer cockbuster we just finished. It's called Dangerkeksque 2: This time, it's probably the same as Dangerkeksque 1. It's literally a cockbuster, by the way. So prepare to get some tissues in case you're about to cum.

{A jew card is held up with the title: Dangerkeksque Jew: This Time, It's Probably the Same as Dangerkeksque Won. Then a newspaper is shown. The headline has been covered with a piece of shit that says, "MiSSiNG DILDO STOLEN!!! Dangerkeksque seen on the case. For real." Cut to an orifice scene with Strong Bad, wearing sunglasses, and Coach Z, wearing a turban that has a red dildo precariously perched on top.}

STRONG BAD: It's not going to be easy finding that missing dildo.

COACH Z: Well, Dangercum, Dangerlube, Dangerfield, uh what was your name aga-

• outtake*

COACH Z: Well, Dangerkeksque, if anyone can't do it,

{Coach Z says "do it" again, as Shia LaBeouf appears yelling "DO IT!"}

I'm sure you can't.

STRONG BAD: You're right, Ronald. But the elevator's broken in this anus. So I'm gonna have to kill myself! {makes a jumping motion}

{Cuck to Strong Sad, wearing a fleshlight with Strong Bad's face drawn on it on his head and oven tits, standing on top of a ladder on the roof of Bubs' CoCsexsion Stats. He is pushed off and falls onto the ground, dying in the process.}

• outtake*

STRONG BAD: So I'm gonna have to jump! {pause} Into cum! {makes a jizzing motion}

{Cuck to Strong Sad, wearing a fleshlight with Strong Bad's face drawn on it on his head and oven tits, standing on top of a ladder on the roof of Bubs' CoCsexsion Stats. He is pushed off and falls into a pool filled with semen that is marked "shark lube!". The shot is then edited so that it's Strong Bad cocking away. One of Strong Sad's oven tits can be seen behind the concession stand. Cut to Strong Bad's basement, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are statsing.}

STRONG BAD: Either give me that dildo, or punch me in the dick!

{Strong Mad punches. Edit to Strong Sad (as always, wearing the Strong Bad fleshlight), who gets punched in the penis and goes flying into the World Trade Center.}

• outtake*

{Strong Mad punches. Edit to Strong Sad (as always, wearing the Strong Bad fleshlight), who gets punched in the penis and goes flying back. We hear a crashing sound.}

STRONG SAD: {off-screen} Ow.

{Cut to the fielf. Strong Bad is holding a ping-pong paddle. Behind him are the missing dildo and Homestar.}

STRONG BAD: Where is that dildo?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhh.. the fuck is a dildo?

{Cut to Bubs, wearing a testicle on his left eye and holding The Cheese.}

BUBS: Welcome to Hell, Danger-jew! {stretches his penis with his hand}

{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the field, then edit to Strong Sad. A Heavy Lourde crashes down in Strong Sad. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field.}

MARZIPAN: I won't watch you die, Dangerkeksque.

STRONG BAD: Don't worry, Cutesy Boobies. Tonight, dying's tot... did I just say "tot"?

• outtake*

Tonight, dying's on the menu right now. So I'm gonna have to kill myself! Oh wait...

• outtake*

STRONG BAD: Tonight, dying's not on the menu. So I'm gonna have to jump! Into cum!

{Strong Sad is once again pushed off of Bubs' CoCsexsion Stats. This time the pool of cum is marked "Condom Factory", though for a shit second after Strong Sad lands in it the sign changes back to "shark lube!". Edit to Strong Bad walking away. Cut back to the office.}

COACH Z: Sounds pretty dangerous.

STRONG BAD: {turns around} No... sounds Dangerkeksque!

{Cut back to the Compy.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Okay, you can all return from the edge of your asses. Wow, watching that gives me an erection every time, man. I mean, the cunts I do are so {pause} done by me. And remember to watch out in Jew 5089 AD for {stops typing as a logo appears for:} "Dangerkeksque 3: The Criminal ProKEKtive." In 3D! {"3D" is added to the logo and the screen becomes drawn in red and blue lines like a 3D movie.}

{The Paper cums.}