Talk:Listerine

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Listerine doesn't make a person drunk. If you drink Listerine, it kills you. — MichaelXX2 01:14, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

And makes you go blind. But that's why it makes you vomit first, so it's usually relatively safe.

It does neither of those things. No ingredient in Listerine is poisonous in the quantities contained-- at least, none more poisonous than the ethanol itself, which is the same form of alcohol found in beer, wine and liquor. The flavors added to the Listerine make it bitter and unpalatable to drink, which is the only form of denaturing it contains; it is not denatured with methanol or any other poisonous chemical, otherwise it would not be safe for oral use. --73.232.146.130 01:19, 13 October 2021 (UTC)

Uh, I seriously doubt anyone threatened the bros chaps with legal shinoligans, it was just a joke. Probably since they had to change a lot of stuff for the games (mountain dew and swiss cake rolls come to mind, even though swiss cake roll is a generic pastry term).