Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser
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Strong Bad and friends hack their way into VR!
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Bubs, Coach Z
Places: Bubs' Concession Stand, mini-golf course
Date: Friday, May 22, 2026
Running Time: 1:39
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Transcript
{open on Bubs' Concession Stand, with Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z, and Bubs standing in and around the stand, wearing VR headsets covered in cracks, tape, and chewing gum. Bubs has a keyboard and roll of duct tape on the counter in front of him. The video starts partially darkened, with the word "Advertisement" in white at the bottom.}
VOICE: It's an advertisement.
{the screen brightens and the text goes away}
STRONG BAD: All right, Bubs, you sure these shady black market VR headsets are fully cracked?
BUBS: Not anymore! That's what all the duct tape's for!
STRONG BAD: No, I mean so we can play pirated games on 'em!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, I love pirate games. I wanna play pirate games, vampire games, werewolf games, {holds up a food pyramid of various monsters titled "Munster Food Groups"} all the munster food groups!
STRONG BAD: No, I'm not talking about pirates, Homestar.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I can talk like a pirate! {leans forward, grimacing} Aouu! Aouu!
STRONG BAD: {lowers eyelids} Are you trying to say "Arrr"?
COACH Z: I can help with that! Oarr! Oarrrr! I'm a poirate!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah! Pirates always have poirots. {He pulls out a paper bag puppet decorated like a parrot.} Ka-caw! Polly want a cracker!
STRONG BAD: {angrily raises his fists} All right! Everybody shut up forever!
{Homestar pulls out a Marshie lighter and burns his puppet.}
STRONG BAD: Can we please just log on? Or jack in? Or... cyber prance... into VR?
BUBS: Lemme just make the final adjustments! {He begins typing on the keyboard in front of him.}
STRONG BAD: {rubbing his hands together} I can't wait to play all the most violent video games. I heard everybody explodes twice in VR! One in each eyeball! {He rubs each eye accordingly.} Dooj! Slpchoo!
{all the characters lower their VR headsets, while a drumroll plays}
BUBS: Here goes VR-somethin'! {A rope handle lowers next to him and he pulls it.}
{a splat sound effect plays, and the screen pulls inwards, transitioning to a 3D-rendered version of Strong Bad. He's standing on a mini-golf course with rocks, sand, and waterfalls, with Homestar standing nearby holding a putter.}
STRONG BAD: {disappointed} Ohh, man...! {the camera zooms out dramatically} Mini-golf?!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {swings his club} Pchew! Hole in one!
STRONG BAD: {now holding a putter shaped like his foot} Looks like I'm gonna have to fold this lame VR game into something worthy of my style! Let's go see what kinda damage I can do! Hup! {He crouches, then jumps into the sky, flying upward and out of sight} Wheeee!
{the Homestar Runner logo appears over the empty sky, with "Distraction Pack" written under it}
ANNOUNCER: Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf. {The accompanying game logo appears next to the Homestar one} Coming... some time in June, I don't know. {the text "Coming June 25" appears above the logos}
MUFFLED VOICE: {mumbled} It says it on the screen.
ANNOUNCER: It says it on the screen? Well, I don't want to say it out loud, what if they change when it comes out? Coming whenever it says so on the screen.
{Homestar pops into frame, his VR headset pulled up again}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Don't call it a course! {Text for this appears on the screen, Homestar begins to lower again, then pops back up} 'Cuz it's not one! {another text bubble for this appears too, and Homestar ducks out of sight}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The tiers of Homestar's "Munster Food Groups" chart depicts:
Inside References
- Homestar uses a variant of the BMW Lighter with Marshie on it.
- Strong Bad uses the sound effect dooj to simulate an explosion.
