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Field Guide: Kartoon Kween
The Kartoon Kween is a strange and exotic bird from the genus Awesomus. This bird is non-migratory, but is capible of carrying several coconuts. The internet is her natural habitat and is known to build her nests in places such as Wikipedia, DeviantART, and various forum websites. Her diet is composed of noodles, marshmallows, white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, chicken waengs, non-salty plum soda, koopas, baked beans with no spam, Triscuts, iceberg lettuce, lambs, sloths, carp, breakfast cereals, sushi, delish fish, gummi bears, bears, raspberry tootsie pops, white rice, brown rice, white rice and brown rice mixed together, bacon, the smell of bacon, Cocoa Puffs, those things that are bad for you, Totoro, eggs, more eggs, eggplant, smaller birds, only a few of the flavors of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, unicorns, fetus with BBQ sauce, Tim Curry, regular curry, and toastpaint. She also thinks that The King of Town is a dashing man.
Homestar Runner History
I was introduced to homestarrunner.com when I was in junior high. It was love at first site. I made both of my younger sisters (one is 2 years my junior while the other 7 years my junior) fans as well. I am now a Senior in high school with a college picked out, and my love for the site is stronger than ever. Over the years, I have unsuccessfully sent Strong Bad some emails, but I am not giving up. My favorite character is... everybody. My favorite voices on the site are that of Science Fiction Greg, Marshy the Marshmallow, and Teeg Dougland. For me, the funniest thing on the site is Marzipan's Answering Machine, because it offers incite into the most vulnerable aspects of the character's personalities (plus, the humor is a bit bolder). My favorite spin-off inspired by a Sbemail is Limozeen, because I am a big fan of music from the era that Limozeen parodies. The only decent vocal impression I can do is an imitation of Mike Chapman's imitations. I ship Homestar with Strong Bad, Coach Z with Bubs, Marzipan with Strong Sad, and Homeschool Winner with Champeen, even though I know that these pairings will never happen (I'm aware that they have no place in canon, but that is what fanart and RPing is for). If Nerdular Nerdence were a real magazine, I would be the third one to subscribe to it (right after Strong Sad and Homeschool Winner). My favorite Sbemails are sisters, brianrietta, tape leg, personal favorites, suntan... okay, I really love them all. The H*R quote I use the most often is "I love marshmallows".
