User:Sam the Man/Sandbox

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Other Marzipan's Answering Machine Characters

Other then the aliases, other characters have appeared in Marzipan's Answering Machine.

Characters

Character Answering Machine Called Description
Ron Dardman Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 Marzipan's credit card agent. Calls about a $500 purchase of race car. Says it could be fraudulent, since the signature seemed to involve a Homestar Runner-type drawing.
Łukasz Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 A person who speaks gibberish and makes no sense. He calls to discuss ice cream. Translated, it says "Hi, Marzipan! This is Łukasz. Do you have a craving for ice cream? Please call me. I'll be at home, as usual". Not much is known about him.
Questionable surgeon Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 A "questionable" surgeon who preformed a "questionable" on surgery on Marzipan's nose, removing it. He calls about permission to use Marzipan's before/after picture about her nose for advertisement, which he pronounces it as "ad-VER-tis-ments".
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