Homestar Jr.
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| - | The '''Homestar Jr.''' is | + | The '''Homestar Jr.''' is an evil [[burger]] made for [[Marxipan]] by [[Hamster Ruiner]] in [[Kill The Cheat]]. Marxipan deemed him too painful to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His atrocious yet satisfying features, according to Marxipan, are "little green eyes with herpes and a big smile". He is sold for 99 dollars and 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children die. |
| - | ===Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by | + | ===Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marxipan and [[Wikipedia:Mae Questel|the one and only Mae Questel, the greatest voice actress ever]])=== |
| - | *"Put that | + | *"Put that mothafuckin' sandwich down!" |
| - | *"No, it was me, | + | *"No, it was me, Hamster Ruiner!" |
| - | *"Will you PUT THAT | + | *"Will you PUT THAT FUCKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!" |
| + | *"Boop oopy doop!" | ||
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| + | ===Secret Formula=== | ||
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| + | *1 Sesame Seed Bun | ||
| + | *1 burger patty | ||
| + | *2-3 leaves of lettuce | ||
| + | *Mayo | ||
| + | *Pimento cheese | ||
| + | *Two wooden splinters | ||
| + | *Plankton | ||
| + | *INSTANT DEATH!!!! | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Kill The Cheat]] |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Squidward's Suicide]] |
[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Pseudocharacters]] | [[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Pseudocharacters]] | ||
Revision as of 04:34, 8 December 2012
The Homestar Jr. is an evil burger made for Marxipan by Hamster Ruiner in Kill The Cheat. Marxipan deemed him too painful to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His atrocious yet satisfying features, according to Marxipan, are "little green eyes with herpes and a big smile". He is sold for 99 dollars and 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children die.
Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marxipan and the one and only Mae Questel, the greatest voice actress ever)
- "Put that mothafuckin' sandwich down!"
- "No, it was me, Hamster Ruiner!"
- "Will you PUT THAT FUCKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"
- "Boop oopy doop!"
Secret Formula
- 1 Sesame Seed Bun
- 1 burger patty
- 2-3 leaves of lettuce
- Mayo
- Pimento cheese
- Two wooden splinters
- Plankton
- INSTANT DEATH!!!!
