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'''Strong Sad:''' Uh, Hello? This is the King of April Fool's Day pranks, calling her Majesty, the Queen of April Fool's Day pranks.  Remember that time we replaced everybody's toilet paper with 100% post-consumer recycled toilet paper?  Nobody knew what hit 'em!  Literally, they didn't know that we had done that!  So for this year, I was thinking we could make everyone a cinammon-apple crisp, but tell them it's a ginger-apple crumble.  I know, I know, I'm so bad!  We could get into some serious trouble for this one.  In fact, I probably shouldn't even be talking about it over the phone.  Uh, uh, slow pitch raquetball?  I'd love to play slow-pitch raquetball!  In fact, that's what this whole conversation's been about.  Okay, so long!
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Revision as of 07:15, 5 March 2007

Marzipan's Answering Machine #14
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Release Date: 5 March, 2007

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Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine

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Marzipan's Greeting:

Marzipan: Aloha, this is Marzipan. I'm lounging on the lanai, enjoying a wheat-grass-tini, in my wheat-grass-kini. Please leave a makamakai-message.

Message 6

Coach Z: Hey, Marzipan, it's Coach Z! Just calling to remind yous that spring shin tryouts are just around the corner. Don't forget to bring your shin-guards and your shin-pads and your shin-protectors and your shin-rub. Don't worry abour shin-balls, we'll provide those, but this'll be your week to bring the shin-snack, so, you know, just bring orange slices or some Cheetos or... Pretty much anything orange works for a good shin-snack. And get ready to scrimage our bitter rivals, Skins.

Message 5

Homestar Runner: Hey, Marzipan, it's Homestar... and, um... crap! What was I calling you for? I was going to ask you something about... something. Aw, never mind. If I think of it, I'll call you back. Now give me that beep.

Message 4

Strong Sad: Uh, Hello? This is the King of April Fool's Day pranks, calling her Majesty, the Queen of April Fool's Day pranks. Remember that time we replaced everybody's toilet paper with 100% post-consumer recycled toilet paper? Nobody knew what hit 'em! Literally, they didn't know that we had done that! So for this year, I was thinking we could make everyone a cinammon-apple crisp, but tell them it's a ginger-apple crumble. I know, I know, I'm so bad! We could get into some serious trouble for this one. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be talking about it over the phone. Uh, uh, slow pitch raquetball? I'd love to play slow-pitch raquetball! In fact, that's what this whole conversation's been about. Okay, so long!

Message 3

Message 2

Message 1

Fun Facts

Real World References

In the Easter Egg where Homestar is "sinking" in "quicksand," he sighs and begins singing to the full moon "Somewhere out there..." This is a reference to a famous song and scene from the 1986 animated movie "An American Tail."

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