Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0
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=== Marzipan's Greeting === | === Marzipan's Greeting === | ||
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{breathily}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message. | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{breathily}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message. | ||
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'''BUBS:''' Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs! Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. Or maybe just come on down to the concession stand. I could give you a snow cone, uh... uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the concession stand, so... uh, give me a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, alright I'll talk to ya later. | '''BUBS:''' Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs! Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. Or maybe just come on down to the concession stand. I could give you a snow cone, uh... uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the concession stand, so... uh, give me a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, alright I'll talk to ya later. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is ''really'' weird! Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Oh, wait... you're not on the phone. Um, okay, then call me back later and, say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Or, or just say yes or no. Okay, bye! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is ''really'' weird! Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Oh, wait... you're not on the phone. Um, okay, then call me back later and, say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Or, or just say yes or no. Okay, bye! | ||
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Revision as of 09:59, 29 August 2005
Everybody wants to be Marzipan's boyfriend except Strong Bad, who just pretends to be Marzipan.
Cast: (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Bad, Bubs, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Strong Mad
Places: Marzipan's House
Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 3
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Transcript
Marzipan's Greeting
MARZIPAN: {breathily} Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.
Message 6
STRONG BAD: {Imitating Marzipan} Oh, Hello, Marzipan. Uh, this is you -- Marzipan, calling yourself, like you do all the time, because you're so stupid. Uh... I just wanted to call to tell you to, uh, punch Homestar Runner in the face as many times as you can, um, and as hard as you can. Oh. And also, start calling yourself... um... Uglypan.. from now on. That's what everybody gonna call h-you, um, uh, me. Okay, I'm a see you tonight -- because I'm you!
Message 5
BUBS: Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs! Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. Or maybe just come on down to the concession stand. I could give you a snow cone, uh... uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the concession stand, so... uh, give me a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, alright I'll talk to ya later.
Message 4
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey, Marzipan! It's Homestar, and um... did Bubs try to call you? Because, he was asking me for your phone number, and, like acting all weird, and asking me all these questions about you, like if you've got an open mind and stuff. And I don't know what it was about, I mean, maybe he just wants you to sell those fundraiser candy bars for him again, I don't know. But, anyways, he's probably gonna call you. Okay, bye.
Message 3
COACH Z: Hey, there, Marzipan. It's, uh, it's Coach Z, here. Just callin' to see what's up. I just wonderin' if maybe you needed somebody to go get donuts with sometime, 'cause, you know, I, uh... I don't see Homestar.. gettin' any donuts, so maybe, you know, you need somebody else to go get donuts with, there, and, I'm your man. Uh, so give me a call, there, if you want to. Uh, we'll go and have donuts. Okay, uh, no reason to, uh, mention this to Homestar, you know.. uh, just you and me goin' to get donuts! Okay, then. Good day!
Message 2
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is really weird! Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Oh, wait... you're not on the phone. Um, okay, then call me back later and, say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Or, or just say yes or no. Okay, bye!
Message 1
STRONG MAD: MARRY MEEE. MARRY MEEEE! MARRY MEEEEE! MARRY MEEEEEEE!!
External Links
- watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3"
- view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3"
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