SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar
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| - | + | [[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]] | |
| - | [[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px| | + | The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and a chick-magnet". It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy [[Concoctions|concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. |
| - | The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy [[Concoctions|concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. | + | |
==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar== | ==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar== | ||
| - | [[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]] | + | [[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]] |
| - | #A name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah! | + | #A name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a wrapper concept thought up by Strong Bad. |
#Starting candy-making process with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor. | #Starting candy-making process with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor. | ||
#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid. | #Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid. | ||
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#Emboss the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo into the candy bar. | #Emboss the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo into the candy bar. | ||
#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a pair of half-eaten choco-pants, with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear. | #After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a pair of half-eaten choco-pants, with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear. | ||
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=== Separate Ingredients === | === Separate Ingredients === | ||
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*Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor | *Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor | ||
*Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid | *Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid | ||
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*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] | *Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] | ||
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC) | *Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC) | ||
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==Commercial Jingle== | ==Commercial Jingle== | ||
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]] | [[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]] | ||
Revision as of 00:56, 30 January 2007
The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and a chick-magnet". It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy concoction is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging.
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Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar
- A name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a wrapper concept thought up by Strong Bad.
- Starting candy-making process with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor.
- Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.
- Float several of these in a channel of liquid nougat (the candy equivalent of veal).
- Roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log.
- Cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.
- Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal.
- Smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.
- Emboss the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo into the candy bar.
- After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a pair of half-eaten choco-pants, with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.
Separate Ingredients
- Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
- Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
- Channel of liquid nougat
- Crispety cookety log
- Rich, creamy pepperoni
- Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal
- Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
Commercial Jingle
You got the munch,
The crisp and the crunch.
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.
When Coach puts you in,
you gotta go for the win.
Y2K turned out all right!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
You can do it!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
Crunchy chew it!
Who's got the money?!?
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!
Appearances
- Email candy product
- Strongest Man in the World (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
