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  <line start="60" end="130" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh! What's up, ho-ties. Hey, The Cheat... I bet you're not scared of that Bear holding 

a Shark.</line>
  <line start="135" end="150" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">agreeing The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="153" end="192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I like the upgrade to... Bear holding a Tiger Shark...
  <line start="198" end="252" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or was that just like... the only shark they had left at the aquarium gift 

  <line start="270" end="306" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Not only did this guy dress up as Senor Cardgage,</line>
  <line start="310" end="353" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but it looks like he also hung out in the same creepy alleyways as him.</line>
  <line start="358" end="397" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He wouldn't even have to trickortreat since he's got his own bag full of melty</line>
  <line start="398" end="459" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">candy bars. In fact, I bet he drove around in an unmarked white van givin' out</line>
  <line start="460" end="520" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">melty candy bars to little kids! What an un-creepy Samaritan.</line>
  <line start="540" end="600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, it's The Cheat's hot mom...dressed up as... The Cheat's hot mom!</line>
  <line start="601" end="633" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Is she giving out frozen margar-a-Cheat-a's again?</line>
  <line start="636" end="685" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, The Cheat's hot mom. Always in and out of prison.</line>
  <line start="703" end="753" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">C'mon people, I have boxing gloves for hands, boxing gloves!</line>
  <line start="755" end="787" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Not red garbage bags full of dirty diapers!</line>
  <line start="793" end="820" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or... humpback whale hearts!</line>
  <line start="837" end="880" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And here we have a piece from The Cheat's Cubist period.</line>
  <line start="883" end="919" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You will notice the artist's careful attention to it being</line>
  <line start="920" end="956" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a yellow wedge on top of a lighter-yellow box.</line>
  <line start="960" end="990" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, timeless. Just timeless.</line>
  <line start="1010" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, Strong Sad's lost a buncha weight! And a buncha thumbs! And he's become a 

  <line start="1087" end="1170" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Today's forecast is partly grey with a forty percent chance of dark grey.</line>
  <line start="1171" end="1200" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Back to you, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1202" end="1225" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes. Thank you. Tonight.</line>
  <line start="1242" end="1286" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute. This is just a picture from my actual childhood!</line>
  <line start="1289" end="1357" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's me with my girlfriend, Pirate Cheerleader, and then there's my best friend 

The Grim Reaper.</line>
  <line start="1361" end="1388" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man, we had some good times.</line>
  <line start="1393" end="1456" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Terrorizing the streets of Meadowbrook Chase... two... hills...</line>
  <line start="1473" end="1536" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Guess a little chicken wire and paper maché... goes not a very long, long 

  <line start="1543" end="1590" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute, Homestar, who's that in your mouth? Did you eat Luigi?</line>
  <line start="1594" end="1646" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes Strong Bad, I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms.</line>
  <line start="1665" end="1713" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, what happened to my left butt?! The west butt is the best butt!</line>
  <line start="1716" end="1731" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody knows that!</line>
  <line start="1750" end="1795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Aw, mom, the guys are on their way over right now,</line>
  <line start="1796" end="1832" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and I don't have a Halloween costume."</line>
  <line start="1833" end="1939" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"It's okay, sweetie; all it takes is a few pieces of paper, a magic marker, and 

zero imagination."</line>
  <line start="1942" end="1990" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Thanks, mom! I'll be the coolest kid in school!</line>
  <line start="1993" end="2033" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everyone loves Margie, the marshmallow!"</line>
  <line start="2054" end="2117" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh. More animal cruelty. Take that lampshade off Mr. Poofers!</line>
  <line start="2123" end="2165" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Though I bet it does keep him from lickin' his where-the-sun-don't-shine.</line>
  <line start="2168" end="2187" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Not necessarily.</line>
  <line start="2205" end="2226" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's this guy smilin' about?</line>
  <line start="2233" end="2279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah. I just got promoted to the three-foot-wide cubicle.</line>
  <line start="2282" end="2320" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now I can fit four to three post-its on my wall.</line>
  <line start="2327" end="2363" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Doogan, you stayin' after tonight for the LAN party?</line>
  <line start="2380" end="2453" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Aw, poor Homestar. All his neck-skin sloughed off onto his T-shirt.</line>
  <line start="2471" end="2513" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Blahh! Something about this has to be illegal.</line>
  <line start="2520" end="2580" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Coach Z, you need to be in jail... somehow... for this.</line>
  <line start="2583" end="2626" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Nah, man, check it out! She's rockin' the foy-ay!</line>
  <line start="2631" end="2672" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Looks like she's rockin' a paper plate with a Z on it, to me.</line>
  <line start="2688" end="2726" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why do I get the sinking feeling that no one else was present when this</line>
  <line start="2727" end="2778" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">photograph was taken? And that the camera's just sitting on a nearby trash 

  <line start="2782" end="2819" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that guy accidentally set the timer for three minutes instead of ten</line>
  <line start="2820" end="2867" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">seconds, and he sat there and waited the whole time for the picture to take.</line>
  <line start="2872" end="2929" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And after it did, he went back upstairs to his dorm room, and went to bed.</line>
  <line start="2931" end="2969" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, and wet the bed.</line>
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