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  <line start="58" end="135" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh! What's up, ho-ties. Hey, The Cheat... I bet you're not scared of that Bear holding a Shark.</line>
  <line start="135" end="153" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">agreeing The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="153" end="195" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I like the upgrade to... Bear holding a Tiger Shark...</line>
  <line start="195" end="256" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or was that just like... the only shark they had left at the aquarium gift shop?</line>
  <line start="268" end="308" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Not only did this guy dress up as Senor Cardgage,</line>
  <line start="309" end="355" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but it looks like he also hung out in the same creepy alleyways as him.</line>
  <line start="355" end="410" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He wouldn't even have to trick-or-treat since he's got his own bag full of melty candy bars.</line>
  <line start="411" end="487" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In fact, I bet he drove around in an unmarked white van givin' out melty candy bars to little kids!</line>
  <line start="488" end="525" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What an un-creepy Samaritan.</line>
  <line start="536" end="561" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, it's The Cheat's hot mom!</line>
  <line start="562" end="597" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dressed up as... The Cheat's hot mom!</line>
  <line start="598" end="636" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Is she giving out frozen margar-a-Cheat-a's again?</line>
  <line start="636" end="688" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, The Cheat's hot mom. Always in and out of prison.</line>
  <line start="702" end="753" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">C'mon people, I have boxing gloves for hands, boxing gloves!</line>
  <line start="754" end="788" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Not red garbage bags full of dirty diapers!</line>
  <line start="789" end="823" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or... humpback whale hearts!</line>
  <line start="834" end="881">
 <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And here we have a piece from The Cheat's Cubist period.</strongbad>
  <line start="882" end="959">
 <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You will notice the artist's careful attention to it being a yellow wedge on top of a lighter-yellow box.</strongbad>
  <line start="959" end="995">
 <homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh, timeless. Just timeless.</homestar>
  <line start="1007" end="1037" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, Strong Sad's lost a buncha weight!</line>
  <line start="1038" end="1059" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And a buncha thumbs!</line>
  <line start="1060" end="1085" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And he's become a weatherman!</line>
  <line start="1086" end="1170" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Today's forecast is partly grey with a forty percent chance of dark grey.</line>
  <line start="1171" end="1200" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Back to you, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1201" end="1228" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes. Thank you. Tonight.</line>
  <line start="1239" end="1288" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute. This is just a picture from my actual childhood!</line>
  <line start="1289" end="1361" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's me with my girlfriend, Pirate Cheerleader, and then there's my best friend The Grim Reaper.</line>
  <line start="1361" end="1390" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man, we had some good times.</line>
  <line start="1391" end="1423" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Terrorizing the streets of Meadowbrook Chase...<span style="visibility:hidden"> two... hills...</span></line>
  <line start="1424" end="1438" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Terrorizing the streets of Meadowbrook Chase... two...<span style="visibility:hidden"> hills...</span></line>
  <line start="1439" end="1456" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Terrorizing the streets of Meadowbrook Chase... two... hills...</line>
  <line start="1469" end="1543" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, a little chicken wire and paper maché... goes not a very long, long way.</line>
  <line start="1543" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute, Homestar, who's that in your mouth?</line>
  <line start="1571" end="1594" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Did you eat Luigi?</line>
  <line start="1594" end="1623" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yes Strong Bad, I ate Luigi.</line>
  <line start="1623" end="1651" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">He tasted like mushrooms.</line>
  <line start="1663" end="1691" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, what happened to my left butt?!</line>
  <line start="1691" end="1736" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The west butt is the best butt! Everybody knows that!</line>
  <line start="1750" end="1795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Aw, mom, the guys are on their way over right now,</line>
  <line start="1796" end="1832" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and I don't have a Halloween costume."</line>
  <line start="1833" end="1942" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"It's okay, sweetie; all it takes is a few pieces of paper, a magic marker, and zero imagination."</line>
  <line start="1942" end="1993" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Thanks, mom! I'll be the coolest kid in school!</line>
  <line start="1993" end="2039" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everyone loves Margie, the marshmallow!"</line>
  <line start="2054" end="2123" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh. More animal cruelty. Take that lampshade off Mr. Poofers!</line>
  <line start="2123" end="2168" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Though I bet it does keep him from lickin' his own where-the-sun-don't-shine.</line>
  <line start="2168" end="2191" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Not necessarily...</line>
  <line start="2205" end="2229" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's this guy smilin' about?</line>
  <line start="2229" end="2280" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Oh, yeah. I just got promoted to the three-foot-wide cubicle.</line>
  <line start="2281" end="2327" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now I can fit four to three post-its on my wall."</line>
  <line start="2327" end="2365" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Hey, Doogan, you stayin' after tonight for the LAN party?"</line>
  <line start="2380" end="2408" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Aw, poor Homestar.</line>
  <line start="2408" end="2456" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">All his neck-skin sloughed off onto his T-shirt.</line>
  <line start="2471" end="2518" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Blahh! Something about this has to be illegal.</line>
  <line start="2519" end="2583" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Coach Z, you need to be in jail... somehow... for this.</line>
  <line start="2583" end="2631" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Nah, man, check it out! She's rockin' the foy-ay!</line>
  <line start="2631" end="2674" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Looks like she's rockin' a paper plate with a Z on it, to me.</line>
  <line start="2686" end="2743" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why do I get the sinking feeling that no one else was present when this photograph was taken?</line>
  <line start="2743" end="2782" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that the camera's just sitting on a nearby trash can.</line>
  <line start="2782" end="2827" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that guy accidentally set the timer for three minutes instead of ten seconds,</line>
  <line start="2827" end="2872" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and he sat there and waited the whole time for the picture to take.</line>
  <line start="2872" end="2931" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And after it did, he went back upstairs to his dorm room, and went to bed.</line>
  <line start="2931" end="2966" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, and wet the bed.</line>
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