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<line start="15" end="60" speaker="strongbad">Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...</line>
<line start="67" end="79" speaker="strongbad">"If you are so evil,"</line>
<line start="79" end="120" speaker="strongbad">"how come you don't rule the world or at least some kind of field?"</line>
<line start="122" end="140" speaker="strongbad">"Mike, uck."</line>
<line start="145" end="172" speaker="strongbad">What are you talking about, Mike, uck?</line>
<line start="173" end="201" speaker="strongbad">I mean I've totally ruled that field out behind the</line>
<line start="202" end="240" speaker="strongbad">dumpsters since like diaper school, man.</line>
<line start="260" end="340" speaker="strongbad">Aaaah, my kingdom continues to flourish. Uh, carry on, everyone.</line>
<line start="350" end="395" speaker="strongbad">Hey! The Cheat! What, you wanna get banished? Don't touch that!</line>
<line start="396" end="410" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
<line start="430" end="453" speaker="strongbad">What're you standing around for, man?</line>
<line start="454" end="490" speaker="strongbad">Don't you have, like, some of my bidding to do?</line>
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