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<line start="138" end="174" speaker="strongbad">What? Those are actual graphics?</line> | <line start="138" end="174" speaker="strongbad">What? Those are actual graphics?</line> | ||
<line start="175" end="207" speaker="strongbad">And I can change it to be whatever I want??</line> | <line start="175" end="207" speaker="strongbad">And I can change it to be whatever I want??</line> | ||
| - | <line start="210" end="259" speaker="strongbad"><em>singing</em> Oh, best thing ever, best thing ever, this is the best thing ever...</line> | + | <line start="210" end="259" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Oh, best thing ever, best thing ever, this is the best thing ever...</line> |
<line start="260" end="294" speaker="strongbad">To check my email, all I gotta do is click.</line> | <line start="260" end="294" speaker="strongbad">To check my email, all I gotta do is click.</line> | ||
<line start="294" end="329" speaker="strongbad">All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.</line> | <line start="294" end="329" speaker="strongbad">All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.</line> | ||
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<line start="565" end="623" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</line> | <line start="565" end="623" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</line> | ||
<line start="624" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Independent films are called that for a reason:</line> | <line start="624" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Independent films are called that for a reason:</line> | ||
| - | <line start="658" end="700" speaker="strongbad">They are independent of anything good!</line> | + | <line start="658" end="700" speaker="strongbad">They are <em>independent</em> of anything good!</line> |
| - | <line start="704" end="4169" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please check back later.</line> | + | <line start="704" end="784" speaker="strongbad">And these days, they seemed to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides.</line> |
| + | <line start="785" end="824" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films<span style="visibility:hidden"> vs. indie films.</span></line> | ||
| + | <line start="825" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs.<span style="visibility:hidden"> indie films.</span></line> | ||
| + | <line start="837" end="854" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"What's the diff?" you may ask.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="880" end="901" speaker="strongbad"><em>(quickly)</em> Because apparently you're in a big hurry.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="902" end="945" speaker="strongbad">Well, it's as plain as Strong Sad and Pom Pom!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="945" end="984"> | ||
| + | <strongbad voiceover="yes">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</strongbad> | ||
| + | <pompom>bubbles</pompom> | ||
| + | </line> | ||
| + | <line start="985" end="1024" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the lifer artist-type that went to film school.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1025" end="1072" speaker="strongsad">I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1104" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And he's making some boring, very personal, no budget film.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1162" end="1217" speaker="strongsad">Actually, I've succeeded in going lower than no budget!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1218" end="1265" speaker="strongsad">I'm making a the world's first faux-budget film!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1266" end="1311" speaker="strongsad">The entire thing's being financed with Monopoly money!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1313" end="1333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1336" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom on the other hand, represents <em>indie</em> films.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1379" end="1449" speaker="strongbad">The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1451" end="1493"> | ||
| + | <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio,</strongbad> | ||
| + | <pompom>bubbles</pompom> | ||
| + | </line> | ||
| + | <line start="1494" end="1570"> | ||
| + | <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and relies on using middle names and/or initials to somehow solidify his indie cred.</strongbad> | ||
| + | <pompom>bubbles</pompom> | ||
| + | </line> | ||
| + | <line start="1571" end="1659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He'll spend a 30 million dollar budget trying as hard as he can to make it look like he only spent a few hundred thousand.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1660" end="1770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1771" end="1830" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown bands,</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1831" end="1869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1870" end="1930" speaker="singer">Gets really great gas mileage!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="1930" end="2017" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"></line>The title of the movie is either two of the cleverly named main characters, or the city and state in which it takes place.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="2018" end="4169" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please check back later.</line> | ||
</transcript> | </transcript> | ||
</pre> | </pre> | ||
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<line start="12" end="33" speaker="sfx">sigh</line>
<line start="34" end="104" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? It won't come off!</line>
<line start="104" end="137" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="138" end="174" speaker="strongbad">What? Those are actual graphics?</line>
<line start="175" end="207" speaker="strongbad">And I can change it to be whatever I want??</line>
<line start="210" end="259" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Oh, best thing ever, best thing ever, this is the best thing ever...</line>
<line start="260" end="294" speaker="strongbad">To check my email, all I gotta do is click.</line>
<line start="294" end="329" speaker="strongbad">All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.</line>
<line start="333" end="349" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="350" end="393" speaker="strongbad">"Does Strong Badia ever host a hideous growth on my butt festival?"</line>
<line start="394" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Er...wait. "...independent film festival?"</line>
<line start="426" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Sorry about that. I get those two mixed up.</line>
<line start="454" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Evil Moms choose Evil Jiff.</line>
<line start="481" end="498" speaker="strongbad">Phoeniz, Arixona.</line>
<line start="500" end="533" speaker="strongbad">Well Jiff, the short answer is no.</line>
<line start="534" end="564" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...<span style="visibility:hidden">NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</span></line>
<line start="565" end="623" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</line>
<line start="624" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Independent films are called that for a reason:</line>
<line start="658" end="700" speaker="strongbad">They are <em>independent</em> of anything good!</line>
<line start="704" end="784" speaker="strongbad">And these days, they seemed to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides.</line>
<line start="785" end="824" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films<span style="visibility:hidden"> vs. indie films.</span></line>
<line start="825" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs.<span style="visibility:hidden"> indie films.</span></line>
<line start="837" end="854" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.</line>
<line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"What's the diff?" you may ask.</line>
<line start="880" end="901" speaker="strongbad"><em>(quickly)</em> Because apparently you're in a big hurry.</line>
<line start="902" end="945" speaker="strongbad">Well, it's as plain as Strong Sad and Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="945" end="984">
<strongbad voiceover="yes">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</strongbad>
<pompom>bubbles</pompom>
</line>
<line start="985" end="1024" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the lifer artist-type that went to film school.</line>
<line start="1025" end="1072" speaker="strongsad">I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!</line>
<line start="1104" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And he's making some boring, very personal, no budget film.</line>
<line start="1162" end="1217" speaker="strongsad">Actually, I've succeeded in going lower than no budget!</line>
<line start="1218" end="1265" speaker="strongsad">I'm making a the world's first faux-budget film!</line>
<line start="1266" end="1311" speaker="strongsad">The entire thing's being financed with Monopoly money!</line>
<line start="1313" end="1333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom on the other hand, represents <em>indie</em> films.</line>
<line start="1379" end="1449" speaker="strongbad">The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.</line>
<line start="1451" end="1493">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio,</strongbad>
<pompom>bubbles</pompom>
</line>
<line start="1494" end="1570">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and relies on using middle names and/or initials to somehow solidify his indie cred.</strongbad>
<pompom>bubbles</pompom>
</line>
<line start="1571" end="1659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He'll spend a 30 million dollar budget trying as hard as he can to make it look like he only spent a few hundred thousand.</line>
<line start="1660" end="1770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra.</line>
<line start="1771" end="1830" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown bands,</line>
<line start="1831" end="1869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.</line>
<line start="1870" end="1930" speaker="singer">Gets really great gas mileage!</line>
<line start="1930" end="2017" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"></line>The title of the movie is either two of the cleverly named main characters, or the city and state in which it takes place.</line>
<line start="2018" end="4169" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please check back later.</line>
</transcript>
