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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">drumroll</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>playing flute</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="poopsmith" voiceover="voiceover">Two hundred sbemails,</line>
<line start="220" end="282" speaker="poopsmith" voiceover="voiceover">exhausting just to think about.</line>
<line start="283" end="355" speaker="poopsmith" voiceover="voiceover">How can we face two hundred sbemails?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="poopsmith">The thought of all those sbemails makes me</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="poopsmith">weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!</line>
<line start="462" end="514" speaker="strongbad"><em>Puke!</em></line>
<line start="515" end="523" speaker="sfx">song stops</line>
<line start="525" end="550">
<sfx>echoing</sfx>
<strongbad>Please be seated.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Now, how about that Poopsmith, huh?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Breaking his vow of silence to perform my two hundredth sbemail intro song!</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">I'm almost, sniff, not totally disgusted!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">flies buzzing</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>flies buzzing</sfx>
<sfx>plop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I take that back.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, here we go!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.C.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">New Paper, print me out a hard copy!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to steal my two hundredth email thunder!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">What? What are you talking about? I just—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">I'm in the middle of checking my email.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Whaddaya mean, <em>your</em> email?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">I'm in the middle of checking <em>my</em> email!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">You're not the only one around here who answers emails from fans with humorous results.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Since the crap when?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">it's usually enough to throw 'em off.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poo, poo. Poo, poo.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">light clicks on</line>
<line start="1527" end="1543" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">yawn</line>
</transcript>
