Talk:Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship

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When Strong Bad's record book mentioned Marzipan but did not show her picture, was it another sign of his hatred? Bad Bad Guy 00:28, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Marzipan's Answering Machine.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 — Strong Bad suggests that Marzipan stick her head in the toilet & flush it.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 — Strong Bad, in his lame attempt to either to sadden or annoy Marzipan, asks that she come down to the station to identify her boyfriends dead body, while he tries to stiffle his laughter.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 — Strong Bad calls Marzipan stupid for leaving herself messages and asks her to start calling herself "Ugly-pan" & to stick a couple of pencils up her nose.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Strong Bad says that Marzipan could be president of a royal society for total dorks.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — Strong Bad calls, pretending to be a doctor, & tells Marzipan she has serious problems & only a couple of weeks left.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — Strong Bad suggests Marzipan wear all black & walk in the middle of the street, then suggests she not worry about her house getting egged & toilet papered when she leaves.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 — Strong Bad tries to give Marzipan one million punches in the face, then he tries to get Bub's Grapenuts Robot to tell her to kiss it's butt.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal Marzipan's cable & make her feel guilty about eating tofu.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 — Strong Bad charges Homestar $500 for a 6 week course on crank-calling Marzipan.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Strong Bad claims not to be responsible for the flaming fax machine on her front yard.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 — Strong Bad tells Marzipan that he wants to join her Goat Face Club, but cuts it short to blantantly inform Marzipan that she is ugly. Then he calls her back pretending to be "all of her friends" calling to tell her that they hate her & that she owes them a cake.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal a money pie from Marzipan.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Strong Bad implies that Marzipan's butt is so big that it has its own congressman.