The Reddest Radish

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Summary

The Reddest Radish

The graphic style has been done to look like pictures torn from a coloring book and colored with crayons. Silly, hokey, and tongue-in-cheek, this toon includes a laugh track.

Marzipan is certain to win the Reddest Radish contest. Strong Bad and company feign a note to Marzipan from Homestar Runner, saying he's sick, to lure her away to his house.

Features: Marzipan, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, PomPom

Page Title: The Reddest Radish

Transcript

{Opening Music and Title Screen} CAPTION: On the day of the Reddest Radish contest, Marzipan was in her garden getting ready... MARZIPAN: La la la la la la la... La la la la {Marzipan picks a radish} {Canned laughter} {The Cheat appears from behind a bush and drops a note. Marzipan picks it up.} MARZIPAN: Oh! This note leads me to believe that Homestar Runner is sick. {The note reads "i am sick. -homestar runner"} {Canned laughter} MARZIPAN: I'd better go check on him. {heads offscreen to Homestar's house} {Enter Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad with a wagon} STRONG BAD: Ok, get the vegetable {Canned Booing} STRONG BAD: Now let's cheat it! {They throw the radish on the wagon and leave} {Cuts to Marzipan at Homestar's house. She knocks on the door with her head.} MARZIPAN: Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you ok? {knocks with head again} Homestar, are you in there? It's me, Marzipan! {Canned laughter} {Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad, wagon and radish in tow.} {Canned booing} STRONG BAD: Oh man you guys, with Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition, and then, maybe get uh, famous...a little {Canned laughter} {Cuts to Homestar Runner and !PomPom and a stage with a banner that says "Reddest Radish"} ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the competition will begin in 15 minutes. Please bring your radishes to the stage area. HOMESTAR RUNNER: !PomPom, where's Marzipan? She's supposed to be here!! {Cuts to Marzipan, still at Homestar's house. She knocks with her head} MARZIPAN: Ouch. Homestar, let me in. {Knocks again} MARZIPAN: Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you in there? {Pause} I'm leaving. {Leaves} {Canned laughter} {Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad, pulling the wagon and radish} STRONG BAD: {To the tune of "La Cucharacha"} We got the radish, we got the radish, and we're gonna win the contest! {Canned booing} {Cuts to Homestar Runner and !PomPom by the stage, a can at their feet} POMPOM: {Bubbles} HOMESTAR RUNNER: You know what, !PomPom? You're right. Kicking this can would make me feel better. {He kicks it} {Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad} {Canned booing} {The can that Homestar Runner kicked lands in front of the wagon, and the wagon goes over it, causing the radish to fly out} STRONG BAD: What the...? Holy Crap! {Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad rush off, leaving afterimages} STRONG BAD AFTERIMAGE: Holy Crap! {Canned laughter and the after images rush off. The radish is still flying through the air.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that radish is Marzipan's!! STRONG BAD: Out of the way, Homestar Runner! {The radish lands and they all fight over it in a cloud of dust. The dust clears, the villains are on the ground, stood over by !PomPom and Homestar is on the stage with the radish} {Marzipan enters} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look Marzipan, I got the Reddest Radish back from Strong Bad! MARZIPAN: What on earth are you talking about? Thats not the Reddest Radish! This is! {Marzipan pulls out a gargantuan red radish and Homestar falls off the stage. Marzipan stands on the stage with her radish and a first prize trophy} MARZIPAN: I'm the winner! {Canned laughter} CAPTION: the end.

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