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{{userbox|border=#FC3|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#39F|codecolor=#F00|code=8|msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki when he was '''8''' years old.}}
{{userbox|border=#FC3|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#39F|codecolor=#F00|code=8|msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki when he was '''8''' years old.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=This user wants to watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on an ipod if he gets one]].}}
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his ipod]].}}
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<div class="usermessage">You have [[Special:mytalk|new messages]] ([[Special:Recentchanges|last change]]).</div class>
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<center><blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">USER PAGE</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<span style="font-size:140%;">PEOPLE WITH 5 BUCKS</span><br>
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FOR ME TO SPEND ON CHOCO BARS.</span><br>
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IT'S RATED
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[[Unusual greetings#helscome|Helscome]] to my user page! I may not post anything on the forum, but I still like editing!
[[Unusual greetings#helscome|Helscome]] to my user page! I may not post anything on the forum, but I still like editing!
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The reason I know about homestarrunner.com is Trogdor.<br/>
The reason I know about homestarrunner.com is Trogdor.<br/>
One day my dad showed me and my brother the sbemail dragon. I liked it so much, I wanted to explore the rest of homestarrunner.com. <br/>
One day my dad showed me and my brother the sbemail dragon. I liked it so much, I wanted to explore the rest of homestarrunner.com. <br/>
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The rest is like a big blur. A driken Slurpee. A watched movie.
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The rest is like a big blur. A drunk Slurpee. A watched movie.
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==My user name==
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It's been a long time.
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In [[A jorb well done|A jorb well done]], Homestar uses a chalkboard to  
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help Coach Z learn how to say the word job. I call this class "Don't say jorb 101."
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I haven't logged in to this site in years. Every once in a while, I check the homepage, to see if the site's been updated.
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And every time I checked, it wasn't.
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I can honestly say I'm surprised that this site is still up. With homestarruner.com practically done for, I would think people stopped donating. This place feels like an eerie museum, to learn about a great website in it's golden age. But yet, it's still here, still waiting for the day that another toon arrived.
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I remember why I left. It had been six months since the last sbemail went up, but I was still hoping for the triumphant return I wanted. Eventually, I started to realise that that wasn't happening, and I lost hope. I left the site, and didn't log in again. Until now. I don't know what made me come back, to check out the site again. Nothing but a few tweets here and there, hinting at a return. However, it boggled my mind that the users were still active. The brothers Chaps had built potentially the strongest, and most patient, community around their videos. Each one waiting for the return.
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But that won't come for a while, and until then, we have to face facts.
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The site is dead.
==How I found the wiki==
==How I found the wiki==
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==Images==
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[[Image:Andersimpsonman.png|thumb|Me in glorious Simpso-vision!]]
[[Image:Andersimpsonman.png|thumb|Me in glorious Simpso-vision!]]
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==A message from the past (or my basement)==
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&nbsp;&nbsp;10:02, 24 February 1902 (UTC)<br />
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Dear Carpet Bagger '''STOP'''<br />
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You, my fine gent, have won the lottery ! '''STOP'''<br />
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The 90 cents will be sent to you in five weeks. '''STOP'''<br />
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It may take more time for it to get to your house, depending how long the delivary people can run there.  '''STOP'''<br />
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However, you will get your prize of 90 cents. '''STOP'''<br />
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I congratulate you and reward you with the honor of being the luckiest man in Free country, USA! '''STOP'''<br />
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With congrats,
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The lottery administry
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==ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!?!==
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I will do a new one once someone figures it out. Respond on my talk page.
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New question: The longest time between sbemails is how long?

Current revision as of 17:49, 24 August 2012

HRWiki:Userboxes
This user uses a Mac.
This user is a Canadian.
8 This user discovered the H*R Wiki when he was 8 years old.
This user's favorite character is Strong Bad.
This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his ipod.
This user's second favorite character is Homestar Runner.
This user's third favorite characters are the dancing brothers.
BEST This user thinks the H*R Wiki is the best wiki around.
This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1.
This user owns Everything Else, Volume 2.
This user owns Everything Else, Volume 3.
This user owns Cheat Commandos figurines.
You have new messages (last change).
THE FOLLOWING USER PAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR

PEOPLE WITH 5 BUCKS
FOR ME TO SPEND ON CHOCO BARS.

IT'S RATED

H*R For HRWiki!

Helscome to my user page! I may not post anything on the forum, but I still like editing!

It's been a long time.

I haven't logged in to this site in years. Every once in a while, I check the homepage, to see if the site's been updated.

And every time I checked, it wasn't.

I can honestly say I'm surprised that this site is still up. With homestarruner.com practically done for, I would think people stopped donating. This place feels like an eerie museum, to learn about a great website in it's golden age. But yet, it's still here, still waiting for the day that another toon arrived.

I remember why I left. It had been six months since the last sbemail went up, but I was still hoping for the triumphant return I wanted. Eventually, I started to realise that that wasn't happening, and I lost hope. I left the site, and didn't log in again. Until now. I don't know what made me come back, to check out the site again. Nothing but a few tweets here and there, hinting at a return. However, it boggled my mind that the users were still active. The brothers Chaps had built potentially the strongest, and most patient, community around their videos. Each one waiting for the return.

But that won't come for a while, and until then, we have to face facts.

The site is dead.

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[edit] How I found the wiki

At my friend's house, I searched Strong Bad on whatever search engine he has to print out a picture. I randomly clicked the first link I saw and it leaded to hrwiki.org. But I was in a rush so I quickly printed it out. It's not everyday that you get to play 2 man Soccer with Andrew! But I remembered the link so a year later I checked out the full site.

[edit] My sig

Tell me if you like it. He can't say job. Don't say jorb 101 Seriously, he can't say job!

[edit] Images

Me in glorious Simpso-vision!










[edit] A message from the past (or my basement)

 

  10:02, 24 February 1902 (UTC)

Dear Carpet Bagger STOP

You, my fine gent, have won the lottery ! STOP

The 90 cents will be sent to you in five weeks. STOP

It may take more time for it to get to your house, depending how long the delivary people can run there. STOP

However, you will get your prize of 90 cents. STOP

I congratulate you and reward you with the honor of being the luckiest man in Free country, USA! STOP

With congrats,
The lottery administry

[edit] ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!?!

I will do a new one once someone figures it out. Respond on my talk page.

New question: The longest time between sbemails is how long?

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