User:Don't say jorb 101

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Helscome to my user page! I may not post anything on the forum, but I still like editing!

It's been a long time.

I haven't logged in to this site in years. Every once in a while, I check the homepage, to see if the site's been updated.

And every time I checked, it wasn't.

I can honestly say I'm surprised that this site is still up. With homestarruner.com practically done for, I would think people stopped donating. This place feels like an eerie museum, to learn about a great website in it's golden age. But yet, it's still here, still waiting for the day that another toon arrived.

I remember why I left. It had been six months since the last sbemail went up, but I was still hoping for the triumphant return I wanted. Eventually, I started to realise that that wasn't happening, and I lost hope. I left the site, and didn't log in again. Until now. I don't know what made me come back, to check out the site again. Nothing but a few tweets here and there, hinting at a return. However, it boggled my mind that the users were still active. The brothers Chaps had built potentially the strongest, and most patient, community around their videos. Each one waiting for the return.

But that won't come for a while, and until then, we have to face facts.

The site is dead.

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[edit] How I found the wiki

At my friend's house, I searched Strong Bad on whatever search engine he has to print out a picture. I randomly clicked the first link I saw and it leaded to hrwiki.org. But I was in a rush so I quickly printed it out. It's not everyday that you get to play 2 man Soccer with Andrew! But I remembered the link so a year later I checked out the full site.

[edit] My sig

Tell me if you like it. He can't say job. Don't say jorb 101 Seriously, he can't say job!

[edit] Images

Me in glorious Simpso-vision!










[edit] A message from the past (or my basement)

 

  10:02, 24 February 1902 (UTC)

Dear Carpet Bagger STOP

You, my fine gent, have won the lottery ! STOP

The 90 cents will be sent to you in five weeks. STOP

It may take more time for it to get to your house, depending how long the delivary people can run there. STOP

However, you will get your prize of 90 cents. STOP

I congratulate you and reward you with the honor of being the luckiest man in Free country, USA! STOP

With congrats,
The lottery administry

[edit] ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!?!

I will do a new one once someone figures it out. Respond on my talk page.

New question: The longest time between sbemails is how long?