User:Fitzconn
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Hello!
Hi, everybody everybody!
Bottom 10
1. Hearing Taylor Swift songs on the radio with my mom
2. Musical nobots with low batteries
3. The Powered by the Cheat sound the Paper makes in Sbemail #87.
4. The hidden meaning behind old comics
5. Haunted houses
6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a stick shift)
7. Hearing the acoustic version of Seasonal Sweaters, if there ever is one.
8. Discovering the color of infinity
9. Blackouts
10. Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Haikus:
He's the wrestleman, checking emails since '01, types with boxing gloves- Strong Bad
Leader of the site, drink of choice is melonade, Where his hat is at?- Homestar Runner
Had a "jorb" well done, dresses green from head to toe, disses eyeball pears- Coach Z
If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits, all original!- Bubs
Feet of elephant, doesn't like food anymore, may the best man whine- Strong Sad
Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in Cool Tapes- Strong Mad
Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the only girl, something in my eye- Marzipan
Training night and day, Homestar Runner by his side, he won a golbol- Pom Pom
Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his fake I.D., Strong Bad might kick him- The Cheat
Ruler of the land, plays guitar in DOI, Let the King have some!- The King of Town
King of Town's P.A., Shoveling whatsit all day, can't he get a life?- The Poopsmith
He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by Heavy Lourde- Homsar
Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a "caper"- The Sneak
He will scare your dad, the mascot of Fluffy Puff, Made from the best stuff!- Marshie
Voiced by Crack Stuntman, leader of Cheat Commandos, hope he "rock,rock's on"- Gunhaver
