User:The Wheelchair

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My userboxes:

This user's favorite main character is Coach Z.

This user's favorite other character is Blue Laser Commander.

This user's favorite toon is The Next Epi-Snowed.

This user's favorite email is love poems.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user is an expanded universe character.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in 8-Bit Is Enough.

This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

This user doesn't think we need the article Strong Bad Smiling.

This user does not play with 2 many knives.

Hullo! Welcome to my userpage! I'm a fan of Homestar Runner (thus the reason I'm on this wiki). I especially like Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and the Cheat Commandos. If you'd like to chat, drop a message by my talk page or PM me on the forum, my name there is the same as my name on the wiki! The Wheelchair

How I First Found H*R

I first found out about Homestar Runner through the Super Mario Wiki. See, someone had a link to the site on their userpage, and I decided to go there. I watched some toons for about a week before I (for some strange reason) quit going. Then one day, about a year later, I was browsing a video game website and saw an article about SBCG4AP. The second I saw it I remembered the hilariousness of H*R. So I immediately went back there, and have been hooked ever since.

Best Quotes Ever!

"No, here is my grocery list! Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." -Homestar Runner, love poems
"The mere sight of you makes me want to retch!" -Blue Laser Commander, The Next Epi-Snowed
"And now we're jammin'! Jammin' tunes! Jammin tunes! Now we're jammi— Oh, who am I kidding!?" -Strong Bad, road trip
"Wait a minute, Homestar, who's that in your mouth? Did you eat Luigi?" -Strong Bad, Fan Costumes '06
"Stack 'em to the heavens! Stack 'em to the heavens! I could write a song called 'Stack 'Em to the Heavens!'" -Marshie, Malloween Commercial
"I gut you like sheep" -Manolios Ugly One, Teen Girl Squad Issue 15
"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." -Drive-Thru Whale, Drive Thru
"And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security..." -Strong Bad, love poems
"And if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of Mommy Fights!" -Bubs, Toikey TV
"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date." -Strong Bad, Date Nite
"He sounds crazy. Should we shoot him?" "Abso-total-lutely!" -Blue Laser Minions, Commandos in the Classroom

Main Character Rankings

1: Coach Z
Truly the essence of "weird old man" characters. Weird accent? Check! Numerous health and mental problems? Check!

2: The Cheat
I honestly love The Cheat. He's hilarious and evil, but cute as a little yellow dog.

3: Strong Sad
I didn't like Strong Sad's original depressed personality, but now-a-days, he's smart, sarcastic, and oh so nerdy. I can't help but like him.

4: Bubs
He's devious in his ways, but hilarious in his actions.

5: Pom Pom
He may not speak english, but I love his just-snobbish-enough-to-make-you-laugh-without-overdoing-it personality

6: Homestar Runner
He's always doing something hilarious.

7: Strong Bad
He's not as funny as the site's star, but still hilarious.

8: Homsar
He's pretty darn funny, but only in small doses.

9: King of Town
Not one of my favorites, but he's funny when used right.

10: Marzipan
She's had a few good moments, but her personality only goes so far for me.

11: Strong Mad
All of his gags end up, as he would say "REDUNDANT!"

12: Poopsmith
I like the whole silent thing, but he's just not funny.