Datum Center Computers
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The Datum Center Computers are what maintain an internet connection in Free Country, USA, particularly the one used by Strong Bad to read his emails. They appear to be kept in the garage, yet have not been seen there previously. They look like any mid '90s computer tower but have a picture of Bubs' face. It also seems that bandwidth can be sucked right out of them with a garden hose. When Strong Mad sucks bandwidth in this way, his voice is affected similarly to how most voices are affected by helium.