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The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat?. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors The Show.
 Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)
- "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
- "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
- "Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"