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Strong Libs is a parody of the game Mad Libs featuring The Brothers Strong. They have the same basic concept as Mad Libs, where the player supplies various nouns, verbs, adjectives, etc. The chosen words are then placed into blank spaces within a short story, the results of which can be very funny.
Date: January 24, 2001 or earlier
Page Title: Strong Libs
 The Libs
 Strong Bad Libs
 Lib One (My Idiot Brother)
My idiot brother (guy's name) is such a (food item)! When I (verb) him, he (verb-ends in s). When he loses a (noun), he (verb-ends in s). And when I call him a (food item), he (verb-ends in s)!! I hate my idiot brother (guy's name).
 Lib Two (Some Guy I Laughed At)
The other day I was at (place) eating (plural noun) when out of nowhere came this (adjective) guy. I could tell he had serious (noun) problems from the get-go. His (body part) was all (adjective) and stank like (celebrity). A (noun) was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of (liquid). I laughed my (body part) off.
 Lib Three (You Stink and I Hate You)
HEY YOU!! You smell like (plural noun)! And your (body part) is (adjective). Why don't you go to (place) and quit (verb-ends in ing) up my stuff. You make me want to (verb)! You remind me of a (adjective) (animal). (Exclamation)!!! You're (adjective). Get away from me. Who invited you anyway? Homestar (verb)-er? Well, he (verb-ends in s) too. You guys probably learned to (verb) from the same (occupation). I hope you like (plural noun). Cause you (verb).
 Strong Mad Libs
 Lib One (WHO I MUST DESTROY)
I MUST DESTROY (CELEBRITY)!
 Lib Two (I AM STRONG MAD)
HARD LIKE (NOUN). I (VERB) DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL (VERB) AT MY (BODY PART). BEHOLD MY (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN). I AM STRONG MAD. I AM (ACTOR).
 Lib Three (THE WAR WALRUS)
ALL HAIL (NAME), THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY (NUMBER) YEARS HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE (NEWSCASTER) ZONE. HE WILL BRING (PLURAL NOUN) AND (PLURAL NOUN) TO THE PEOPLE OF (PLACE). WITH HIS MIGHTY (NOUN) IN HAND HE WILL (VERB) YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A (FRUIT) UNDER YOUR (BODY PART) ONLY THEN WILL (NAME) (VERB) YOU.
 Strong Sad Libs
 Lib One (Dead Flowers)
I (verb) in the dark. Where am I? Where is my (noun)? (Adjective). Phantoms make (plural noun) in the night. I am alone. I float like (comedian).
 Lib Two (When I Die)
When I die I hope somebody comes to the funeral. Somebody (adjective). I hope there are big (plural noun) full of (adjective) flowers. And there'll be a (occupation) who will read passages from (magazine) in my honor. And (adjective) girls will cry out my name. And all the people who (verb-past tense) me when I was little will (verb) their eyes out. But nobody would ever come to my funeral so nevermind.
 Lib Three (A Boy Named Fat Kid)
Once there was a boy named (boy's name). Nobody at (rock star's name) Elementary School liked him. They hated him and (verb-past tense) on him and called him (noun). Once they even put (adjective) (animal-plural) in his underpants. He told the teachers but they just made fun of his (body part). There was a girl named (another name) that thought he was cute but she (verb-past tense) (plural noun). (Boy's name) was very (adjective) that day. Then one day he got (adjective) and everybody liked him. But then he found out they were kidding and really making a (noun) out of him. He (verb-past tense) some more. He is still a (noun) today.
 Fun Facts
- When you get to the Lib page with your "story" in certain libs, you can highlight and backspace different words and replace them, just like a normal word processor. Copying and pasting also works. This only works with the Strong Mad Libs and Strong Sad Lib 1.
- When you complete Strong Sad's third lib, if you press 'Go Back' and then return to the lib, the word you wrote in the second to last blank will still be there.
 Fast Forward
- Strong Libs return in A Jumping Jack Contest, in which you can play a Strong Lib while you wait for the toon to load.
- In homestar hair, Strong Bad suggests that his viewers send him completed Strong Libs instead of Hairstyle Runner images.
- In lackey, a Strong Lib-like activity is playable in an Easter egg.