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<line start="16" end="55" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="56" end="113"><sfx>music</sfx><!--<text>Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.</text>--></line>
<line start="114" end="120"><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="121" end="159" speaker="homestar">Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!</line>
<line start="184" end="196" speaker="pompom">bubble noises</line>
<line start="197" end="223" speaker="homestar">A strongest man in the world contest?</line>
<line start="224" end="251"><sfx>training music</sfx> <homestar>Oh, sweet dog, you know I'm all over it.</homestar></line>
<line start="252" end="266" speaker="sfx">training music</line>
<line start="267" end="314"><sfx>training music</sfx> <homestar>Extra-size, Pom Pom! Lemme see ya pour on that extra sauce!</homestar></line>
<line start="315" end="354"><sfx>training music</sfx> <homestar>That strangest man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!</homestar></line>
<line start="355" end="364" speaker="sfx">training music</line>
<line start="365" end="385"><sfx>training music</sfx> <singers voiceover="very yes">Showdown!</singers></line>
<line start="408" end="452" speaker="homestar">Man, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel fresh as a bagel!</line>
<line start="453" end="490" speaker="homestar">I bet I could lift fifty stringiest man in the world contests!</line>
<line start="491" end="550" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look, The Cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="551" end="561" speaker="homestar">Hey!</line>
<line start="562" end="573" speaker="homestar">W— wait.</line>
<line start="574" end="586" speaker="homestar">Hey!</line>
<line start="588" end="596" speaker="homestar">You— wait.</line>
<line start="597" end="607" speaker="homestar">Hey!</line>
<line start="608" end="615" speaker="homestar">Wait—</line>
<line start="616" end="660" speaker="strongbad">Lemme break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest.</line>
<line start="661" end="713" speaker="strongbad">While on the other hand, inversely, you guys are not very strong.</line>
<line start="714" end="726" speaker="pompom">bubble noises</line>
<line start="727" end="778" speaker="homestar">Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's tone down the language before the contest, huh?</line>
<line start="780" end="817" speaker="strongbad">Come on, The Cheat. We'd better go start signing autographs.</line>
<line start="818" end="844" speaker="strongbad">There's a pretty big line building up over there.</line>
<line start="852" end="892" speaker="homestar">Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bad's autograph!</line>
<line start="893" end="918" speaker="homestar">I hear there's a pretty big line building up.</line>
<line start="928" end="985"><theannouncer>Ladies and gentlemen, you can <em>not</em> be ready for the Strongest Man in the World Contest!</theannouncer> <sfx>cheers from crowd</sfx></line>
<line start="986" end="991" speaker="sfx">cheers from crowd</line>
<line start="992" end="1021" speaker="theannouncer">Let's meet our smokin' hot contestants!</line>
<line start="1027" end="1046" speaker="theannouncer"  voiceover="very yes">Hailing from the middle of the road,</line>
<line start="1047" end="1090" speaker="theannouncer"  voiceover="very yes">the prince of plain, the master of mundane, it's <span style="visibility:hidden">Mr. Bland!</span></line>
<line start="1091" end="1102" speaker="theannouncer"  voiceover="very yes">the prince of plain, the master of mundane, it's Mr. Bland!</line>
<line start="1138" end="1189" speaker="theannouncer">And next, our returning champion, the walking metal robot <span style="visibility:hidden">The Robot!</span></line>
<line start="1190" end="1204" speaker="theannouncer">And next, our returning champion, the walking metal robot The Robot!</line>
<line start="1245" end="1279" speaker="theannouncer">And from Foreign Lands, the foreign man...</line>
<line start="1280" end="1316" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble!</line>
<line start="1340" end="1350" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">And <span style="visibility:hidden">Pom-Pom-Strong-Bad-and-Homestar.</span></line>
<line start="1351" end="1354" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">And Pom-Pom-<span style="visibility:hidden">Strong-Bad-and-Homestar.</span></line>
<line start="1355" end="1358" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">And Pom-Pom-Strong-Bad-and-<span style="visibility:hidden">Homestar.</span></line>
<line start="1359" end="1369" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">And Pom-Pom-Strong-Bad-and-Homestar.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1403" speaker="theannouncer">Grape Fairie! Hit me with da rules!</line>
<line start="1427" end="1452" speaker="grape">All right, youse (?) brains, listen up smart.</line>
<line start="1453" end="1483" speaker="grape">I start yas each off with like twenty grapes.</line>
<line start="1486" end="1506" speaker="grape">Then I adds one at a time.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1552" speaker="grape">The bum what holds the most grapes... wins this gold bowl.</line>
<line start="1553" end="1593" speaker="homestar" voiceover="very yes">Dang, Pom Pom, you see that golbol? That's a nice golbol.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1628" speaker="theannouncer">Let's get this over with!</line>
<line start="1629" end="1644" speaker="grape">Allzy oop.</line>
<line start="1655" end="1683" speaker="bland">Okay.... This is going really well.</line>
<line start="1704" end="1713" speaker="bland">Oh.</line>
<line start="1715" end="1740" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Down goes Bland!</line>
<line start="1743" end="1752" speaker="grape">Ka-bu op!</line>
<line start="1762" end="1803" speaker="senor">Oh, no, boy. I havin' a little trouble!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1852" speaker="senor">I still alive!</line>
<line start="1857" end="1917"><strongbad>Hey, The Cheat—</strongbad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>I hear our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1918" end="1947" speaker="strongbad">Or should I say, unplugged?</line>
<line start="1948" end="1960" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1965" end="1977" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1991" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="1999" end="2016" speaker="sfx">powering down noise</line>
<line start="2017" end="2037" speaker="sfx">"Aww..."s from crowd</line>
<line start="2051" end="2105" speaker="homestar">Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairie? Giant bee?</line>
<line start="2108" end="2160" speaker="grape">Honest to God, Mookie Wilson gave me the golbol to my aunt in 1974.</line>
<line start="2161" end="2182" speaker="theannouncer">Really quite an impressive bowl.</line>
<line start="2183" end="2200" speaker="homestar" voiceover="very yes">Hellooo?</line>
<line start="2201" end="2212" speaker="grape">Oh. Right.</line>
<line start="2213" end="2222" speaker="grape" voiceover="very yes">Crazy eights!</line>
<line start="2230" end="2282"><strongbad>Rrrgh... Ohh, rgh-gih. The Cheat? Big help here! Big help!</strongbad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2283" end="2323"><strongbad>Okay.... Even it out there on the south side.</strongbad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>Jump her up.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2325" end="2399" speaker="homestar">All right, seriously. At first it was cute, but this is just borderline unsportsmanlike!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2419" speaker="homestar">Let me outline my master plan.</line>
<line start="2420" end="2476" speaker="homestar">I will (A) drop my grapes, and (B) uncover that cheat!</line>
<line start="2489" end="2511" speaker="homestar">Could I just borrow this a second?</line>
<line start="2512" end="2519" speaker="thecheat">surprised The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2521" end="2559" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2591" end="2600" speaker="thecheat">screams</line>
<line start="2601" end="2626" speaker="strongbad">Oh, nooo!</line>
<!--<line start="2652" end="2669" speaker="text">Squished Bad</line>-->
<line start="2670" end="2686" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Pom Pom wins!</line>
<line start="2687" end="2697" speaker="sfx">Ding!</line>
<line start="2699" end="2711" speaker="homestar">Wait, what?!</line>
<line start="2715" end="2771" speaker="strongbad">Ooh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe...</line>
<line start="2775" end="2791" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, but they're seedless!</line>
<line start="2793" end="2821" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">chomp, chomp, gulp, gulp</line>
<line start="2822" end="2854" speaker="homestar">All right, seriously, Pom Pom. Gimme the golbol!</line>
<line start="2855" end="2864" speaker="pompom">bubble noises</line>
<line start="2865" end="2923" speaker="homestar">Yeah, that's great. But I still won. I sportsmanliked everybody! Now gimme the golbol!</line>
<line start="2924" end="2934" speaker="pompom">bubble noises</line>
<line start="2935" end="2966" speaker="homestar">All right, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday.</line>
<line start="2966" end="3011" speaker="homestar">Now check out my victory dance! Huhyayayayaaa!</line>
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