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<line start="11" end="29" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="30" end="52" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">I'm currently drowning in the abyss,</line>
<line start="53" end="72" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">but please leave me a message anyway.</line>
<line start="73" end="81" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="87" end="126" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Well, well, well, Miss Marzithang,</line>
<line start="127" end="180" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">any idea why Strong Bad's been goin' around calling me a "stankwad",</line>
<line start="181" end="228" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">or why the Bubs keeps referring to me as a "wad in the grass"?</line>
<line start="229" end="291" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Hmm? Any idea? Maybe because you told everybody that my middle name is Wad?!</line>
<line start="292" end="336" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">That was supposed to be our secret! I thought we had a deal.</line>
<line start="337" end="429" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Well, don't blame me if all the sudden your questionable voluntary surgery becomes public knowledge!</line>
<line start="430" end="448" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">The Wad is out!</line>
<line start="449" end="457" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="463" end="511" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh hello, yes, middle of our conversation? Yeah. Mm-hmm.</line>
<line start="512" end="556" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, I just met with him. Oh yeah, he's <i>real</i> famous.</line>
<line start="557" end="612" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Rich. Rich with money. How many? Five? Five's good.</line>
<line start="613" end="668" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Psst! Sorry, Marzipan. I had to perpetrate like I was talking,</line>
<line start="669" end="733" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">on account of this hot blonde thing walked by. Purple dress, broomstick style.</line>
<line start="734" end="799" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, you're jealous. Yeah, what? No, he's <i>half</i> robot.</line>
<line start="800" end="808" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="814" end="841" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hey Marzipan, it's the Bubs.</line>
<line start="842" end="882" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Say, uh, do you know any other women around here?</line>
<line start="883" end="943" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, you're not exactly my type, and I need somebody to go to the movies with.</line>
<line start="944" end="992" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">It's getting desperate! I'll take anything at this point--</line>
<line start="993" end="1083" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">lady duck, lady pine cone, lady pillow. I gotta go to the movies with somebody!</line>
<line start="1084" end="1144" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">So if you know of any kind of lady item, put in a good word for ol' Bubs.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1185" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand!</line>
<line start="1186" end="1201" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Discount will not be honored!</line>
<line start="1202" end="1210" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1216" end="1275">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Hey, yo, Marz-ay! Coach Z, all up in the stujo.</coachz>
<line start="1276" end="1350">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Just cut my new record, want you to be a sassy high-pitched background singer on this new track!</coachz>
<line start="1351" end="1429">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Maybe sing a-like: "Word, I'm Out!" Or maybe like we sampled you from an old '70s disca tape,</coachz>
<line start="1430" end="1509">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">and you say: "You ain't the type of man that you used to be!" Basically want to just get you up in the stujo,</coachz>
<line start="1510" end="1564">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> not plugged in.</span></coachz>
<line start="1565" end="1588">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it, not plugged in.</coachz>
<line start="1589" end="1652">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Uh... maybe like, disregard... that last part.</coachz>
<line start="1653" end="1680">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">I'm out, peace, love!</coachz>
<line start="1681" end="1687" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1693" end="1712" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1713" end="1786" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, he says you're a face. A facewich. Like a face <i>witch</i>, like rides a broomstick?</line>
<line start="1787" end="1817" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or a facewich like between two pieces of bread?</line>
<line start="1818" end="1836" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1837" end="1867" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You're a facewich and blow up your house.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1884" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">frustrated The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="1885" end="1904" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Your nose! Blow up your nose.</line>
<line start="1905" end="1934" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1935" end="1990" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Epsom salt?! The Cheat, are you sure that's the direction you wanna go with this prank call?</line>
<line start="1991" end="2024" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises, gnawing noises</line>
<line start="2025" end="2064">
<thecheat voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises, gnawing noises</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And now, you're just gnawing on the phone.</strongbad>
<line start="2065" end="2086" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Gimme that! I'll show you how it's done.</line>
<line start="2087" end="2124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, this is Dean Prankcaller from the You're Gross Institute</line>
<line start="2125" end="2156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">calling to ask you to come speak at our graduation ceremony.</line>
<line start="2157" end="2186" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">If you're interested, please walk into the bathroom and stare at</line>
<line start="2187" end="2223" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">your gross face until you make yourself puke. Thank you, the end, very much.</line>
<line start="2224" end="2246">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now that's a prank call!</strongbad>
<line start="2247" end="2272">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now that's a prank call!</strongbad>
<thecheat>more gnawing noises</thecheat>
<line start="2273" end="2281">
<thecheat>more gnawing noises</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ugh...</strongbad>
<line start="2282" end="2290" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="2296" end="2350" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Mmmmmm yes, hello, Miss Marzipan. This is your questionable surgeon.</line>
<line start="2351" end="2401" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">We were just calling to ask if we could use the before and after photos from your</line>
<line start="2402" end="2444" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">questionable voluntary surgery in one of our ad-VER-tis-ments.</line>
<line start="2445" end="2490" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, that's right, I pronounced it "ad-VER-tis-ments".</line>
<line start="2491" end="2497" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="2503" end="2529" speaker="bubs">I gotta tell ya, Lady Quackingstick,</line>
<line start="2530" end="2561" speaker="bubs">I'm having a great time at the movies!</line>
<line start="2562" end="2593" speaker="strongbad">Quack, quack!</line>

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