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<!-- Marzipan's Greeting -->
<line start="20" end="40" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="40" end="83" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">I'm out doing some very important things, so please leave me a message,</line>
<line start="83" end="119" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">and if this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me,</line>
<line start="119" end="148" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">can you please do the one where I win the radio contest?</line>
<line start="148" end="177" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">'Cause that one's my favorite. Okay. Bye.</line>
<!-- Message 7 -->
<line start="179" end="184" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="184" end="246" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, Pom Pom. I just heard the best TV joke.</line>
<line start="247" end="271" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, so I was watching TV, right?</line>
<line start="272" end="341" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And there was this show, with this guy, on TV, and he made this TV joke,</line>
<line start="342" end="401" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">and it was so hilarious, and um, here is how it went:</line>
<line start="402" end="474" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, it was like... a joke... and...</line>
<!-- Message 6 -->
<line start="477" end="482" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="483" end="531" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello, Marzipan. This is the King of Town.</line>
<line start="532" end="555" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.</line>
<line start="556" end="606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, I just called to tell you that, Strong Bad is not the guy</line>
<line start="607" end="644" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">who is leaving you all of these prank calls, okay?</line>
<line start="645" end="672" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, it was me all along!</line>
<line start="673" end="704" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Doo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo.</line>
<line start="705" end="765" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, so next time you see me, give me a kick in the face!</line>
<line start="766" end="822" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And next time you see Strong Bad, give him a dollar why don't you?</line>
<line start="823" end="870" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And apologize for accusing him wrongly.</line>
<line start="871" end="944" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, okay, I have to go eat a bunch of crap, because I'm the King of Town.</line>
<line start="945" end="964" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.</line>
<!-- Message 5 -->
<line start="967" end="972" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="973" end="1014" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, Marzipan.  It's Strong Sad, and um,</line>
<line start="1015" end="1052" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">my caller ID says that you called,</line>
<line start="1053" end="1100" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">and, uh, I, I missed the call because I was...</line>
<line start="1101" end="1127" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">lying in the dark...</line>
<line start="1128" end="1197" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, so, um, excited that you called and I hope you- you call me back.</line>
<line start="1198" end="1242" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm gonna sit here by the phone until you call me back.</line>
<line start="1243" end="1266" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay! Bye.</line>
<!-- Message 4 -->
<line start="1268" end="1273" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="1276" end="1312" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, Marzipan. It's Homestar, and um,</line>
<line start="1313" end="1358" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I've got to tell you about this TV joke I just heard, okay?</line>
<line start="1359" end="1399" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay. So I was watching TV, right?</line>
<line start="1400" end="1451" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And there was this show with this guy and he was on TV, right?</line>
<line start="1452" end="1526" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay. And so he makes this TV joke, and it, and it was so hilarious.</line>
<line start="1527" end="1602" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, it was like... okay, I can't remember what it was like, but it was a TV joke,</line>
<line start="1603" end="1649" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">and you know how those are.  Okay, um, I guess I'll talk to you later.</line>
<line start="1650" end="1666" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Byy-yye!</line>
<!-- Message 3 -->
<line start="1672" end="1677" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="1679" end="1724" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, hello, Marzi... Oh, hello, Marzipan.</line>
<line start="1725" end="1791" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">This is Strong Ba-a-a-d, and, um, holy crap!</line>
<line start="1792" end="1867" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">You caught me! I've been leaving you prank calls all along...</line>
<line start="1868" end="1906" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Crap, crap, crappity, crap, craaap!</line>
<line start="1907" end="1977" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Um... so, uh, you better send your boyfriend over to beat me up, right?</line>
<line start="1978" end="2035" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, man! Craaap! Um, and while he's at it,</line>
<line start="2036" end="2091" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">he might as well return the King of Town his Easy-Bake oven</line>
<line start="2092" end="2133" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">which I've had for over three months now.</line>
<line start="2134" end="2174" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Okay. Um, holy crap!</line>
<!-- Message 2 -->
<line start="2180" end="2185" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="2188" end="2199" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh.</line>
<line start="2200" end="2221" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Marzipan.</line>
<line start="2222" end="2245" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">It's Strong Sad again.</line>
<line start="2246" end="2287" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">You can disregard my last message because</line>
<line start="2288" end="2351" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I realized that the caller ID was actually from yesterday,</line>
<line start="2352" end="2416" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">when I was over at your house and I called my own house</line>
<line start="2417" end="2452" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">to leave a message for myself,</line>
<line start="2453" end="2509" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">to remind me to check my caller ID.</line>
<line start="2510" end="2544" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">So, um, if you want to call me, though,</line>
<line start="2545" end="2583" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm still gonna wait by the phone.</line>
<!-- Message 1 -->
<line start="2585" end="2590" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="2591" end="2634"><strongmad volume="1.0" voiceover="yes">IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?</strongmad></line>
<line start="2635" end="2667"><strongmad volume="1.0" voiceover="yes">IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?</strongmad><strongbad volume="0.8" voiceover="yes">I already told you that one doesn't work on answering machines, man!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2668" end="2690"><strongmad volume="1.1" voiceover="yes">IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?</strongmad><strongbad volume="0.8" voiceover="yes">I already told you that one doesn't work on answering machines, man!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2691" end="2733"><strongmad volume="1.1" voiceover="yes">IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?</strongmad><strongbad volume="0.8" voiceover="yes">They've got to be home to answer the phone!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2733" end="2765"><strongmad volume="1.1" voiceover="yes">HELLO?</strongmad><strongbad volume="0.8" voiceover="yes">Stop trying to do the prank call, man!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2766" end="2791"><strongmad volume="1.2" voiceover="yes">HELLO?</strongmad><strongbad volume="0.8" voiceover="yes">It doesn't work!</strongbad><sfx>banging</sfx></line>
<line start="2792" end="2831" sfx="yes">dial tone</line>
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