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<line start="12" end="94" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="95" end="139" speaker="strongmad">A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!</line>
<line start="140" end="184" speaker="strongbad">A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?</line>
<line start="185" end="208" speaker="strongmad">IT'S PERSONAL!</line>
<line start="209" end="243" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="244" end="319" speaker="strongbad">I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.</line>
<line start="320" end="384" speaker="strongbad">There'd be a rocket launcher, of course, and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."</line>
<line start="385" end="466" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="467" end="549">
      <singers>Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.<br />Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.</singers>
<line start="550" end="552" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="553" end="629">
      <singers>Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.<br />Strong Bad hates Marzipan!</singers>
<line start="630" end="633" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="634" end="711">
      <singers>Strong Bad's got the master plan,<br />to buy a custom conversion van!</singers>
<line start="712" end="791">
      <singers>Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.<br />Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.</singers>
<line start="792" end="872">
      <singers>Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.<br />Trogdor is a bad, bad guy!</singers>
<line start="882" end="912" speaker="homestar">Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?</line>
<line start="913" end="956" speaker="strongbad">We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.</line>
<line start="957" end="1032" speaker="homestar">Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal,"</line>
<line start="1033" end="1065" speaker="homestar">and has a picture of me dressed up like Uncle Sam.</line>
<line start="1066" end="1087" speaker="strongbad">You'd get one on your forearm, huh?</line>
<line start="1088" end="1138" speaker="homestar">Or one on my bulging bicep that just says "Cake Man."</line>
<line start="1139" end="1167" speaker="homestar">Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...</line>
<line start="1168" end="1192" speaker="strongbad">I just don't have the heart to tell him.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1218" speaker="strongmad">YOU DON'T HAVE AR—</line>
<line start="1219" end="1253" speaker="sfx">music</line>
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