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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="costumes08.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line> <line start="31" end="41" speaker="sfx">snap</line> <line start="41" end="55" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="58" end="101" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, man, you guys remember that Cheat Commandos Halloween special</line> <line start="102" end="138" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">where Blue Laser Commander tried to trick-or-treat at Fort Knox</line> <line start="138" end="157" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">so they'd give him all the gold,</line> <line start="157" end="189" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but when they got there, the receptionist just had, like,</line> <line start="189" end="221" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a bowl of Smarties on her desk,</line> <line start="221" end="244" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and he told her that he hated her face <span style="visibility:hidden">and her kitten sweater!</span></line> <line start="244" end="271" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and he told her that he hated her face and her kitten sweater!</line> <line start="271" end="298" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man that guy's a born leader!</line> <line start="298" end="312" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="312" end="344" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sadly, I have a feeling this kid actually had</line> <line start="344" end="380" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a <em>lot</em> of help from his parents with this costume.</line> <line start="380" end="408" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, they stayed up all night workin' on it... <span style="visibility:hidden">spent a lot of money...</span></line> <line start="408" end="426" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, they stayed up all night workin' on it... spent a lot of money...</line> <line start="426" end="485" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and "hold this in front of your face" was still the best they could do.</line> <line start="485" end="503" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="503" end="532" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A Cold One drinking a Cold One?!</line> <line start="532" end="555" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's cannibalism, man! <span style="visibility:hidden">Or at least... Cold One-ibalism!</span></line> <line start="555" end="566" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's cannibalism, man! Or at least... <span style="visibility:hidden">Cold One-ibalism!</span></line> <line start="566" end="586" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's cannibalism, man! Or at least... Cold One-ibalism!</line> <line start="586" end="603" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="603" end="612" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Check it out! <span style="visibility:hidden">It's the Lady Dumples Golf Club Team!</span></line> <line start="612" end="645" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Check it out! It's the Lady Dumples Golf Club Team!</line> <line start="645" end="688" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man, I seriously gotta start that fake university!</line> <line start="688" end="722" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It doesn't get any hotter than watching young co-eds</line> <line start="722" end="768" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">beat the crap out of George Foreman grills with a nine-iron!</line> <line start="768" end="782" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="782" end="812" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey! Everybody knows <em>I'm</em> the bee!</line> <line start="812" end="838" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What are ya, some kind of cute baby?</line> <line start="838" end="860" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...Oh. You are.</line> <line start="860" end="867" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then... <span style="visibility:hidden">carry on, coolest parents in the world!</span></line> <line start="867" end="901" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then... carry on, coolest parents in the world!</line> <line start="901" end="914" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="914" end="945"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">"My name's Coach Z, and I got a low crotch!"</strongbad><sfx>rap beat</sfx></line> <line start="945" end="976"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">"My name's Homestaw and I'm wocking the spot!"</strongbad><sfx>rap beat</sfx></line> <line start="976" end="1008"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">"Everybody knows I'm the rapping man!"</strongbad><sfx>rap beat</sfx></line> <line start="1008" end="1045"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">"Evewybody knows I'm a painted twash can!"</strongbad><sfx>rap beat</sfx></line> <line start="1045" end="1060" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1060" end="1093" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, Chuzz Palaroncini!</line> <line start="1093" end="1140" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Still livin' in the basement of his parents' basement.</line> <line start="1140" end="1158" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1158" end="1193" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">These people got the whole freakin' neighborhood involved!</line> <line start="1193" end="1212" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And clearly entrusted the Strong Mad costume</line> <line start="1212" end="1229"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And clearly entrusted the Strong Mad costume</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="1229" end="1272" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">to Patches Barfjacket, the local drifter.</line> <line start="1272" end="1300" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">"Hey, this box is my house!"</line> <line start="1300" end="1331" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">"I'm tryin' to get me a sandwich or somethin'!"</line> <line start="1331" end="1347" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">"What's a website?"</line> <line start="1347" end="1364" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1364" end="1384" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, why did you— <span style="visibility:hidden">But habbida— The hard-hatted— Rebecca said— The shirt is—</span></line> <line start="1384" end="1397" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, why did you— But habbida— <span style="visibility:hidden">The hard-hatted— Rebecca said— The shirt is—</span></line> <line start="1397" end="1415" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, why did you— But habbida— The hard-hatted— <span style="visibility:hidden">Rebecca said— The shirt is—</span></line> <line start="1415" end="1431" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, why did you— But habbida— The hard-hatted— Rebecca said— <span style="visibility:hidden">The shirt is—</span></line> <line start="1431" end="1452" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, why did you— But habbida— The hard-hatted— Rebecca said— The shirt is—</line> <line start="1452" end="1493" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I can't even think of anything to say about <em>this</em> conundrum.</line> <line start="1493" end="1522" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This counts as a Homsar costume.</line> <line start="1522" end="1539" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And speaking of...</line> <line start="1539" end="1555" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1555" end="1602" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"IiIiI taped my hat to the door!"</line> <line start="1602" end="1647" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Can you explain to me how you went out trick-or-treating in this costume?</line> <line start="1647" end="1680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, did you take the whole door with you?</line> <line start="1680" end="1701" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...That'd be pretty impressive, actually.</line> <line start="1701" end="1739" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That'd earn you a full Thnikka if you came to my house.</line> <line start="1739" end="1754" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1754" end="1802" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa! An incredibly faithful Scantron costume?!</line> <line start="1802" end="1821" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nice work! <span style="visibility:hidden">This guy's the coolest loser I've never met!</span></line> <line start="1821" end="1858" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nice work! This guy's the coolest loser I've never met!</line> <line start="1858" end="1872" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1872" end="1902" speaker="scifigreg" voiceover="voiceover">The proportions are all wrong!</line> <line start="1902" end="1950" speaker="scifigreg" voiceover="voiceover">And his chest plate didn't even have the power converter!</line> <line start="1950" end="1992" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why do I get the feeling you guys didn't really have to "dress up"</line> <line start="1992" end="2025" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">to be Sci-Fi and D N'D Greg?</line> <line start="2025" end="2038" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2038" end="2084" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">October thirtieth, 2008, two PM.</line> <line start="2084" end="2110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dressed up as the King of Town again today,</line> <line start="2110" end="2154" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and stood in front of the open fridge for a few hours.</line> <line start="2154" end="2191" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I don't think the medication is working.</line> <line start="2191" end="2206" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2206" end="2242" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, that's a pretty awesome Trogdor costume!</line> <line start="2242" end="2272" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Look at those corrugated Vs!</line> <line start="2272" end="2309" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninate them brand new deck stairs, Troggy!</line> <line start="2309" end="2322" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2322" end="2365" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Augh! No! I don't even wanna know what's going on in this picture!</line> <line start="2365" end="2377" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2377" end="2420" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Augh! No! I don't even wanna know what's going on in this picture!</line> <line start="2420" end="2435" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2435" end="2467" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, Homestar wearing his viking helmet, <span style="visibility:hidden">and John Cleese.</span></line> <line start="2467" end="2492" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, Homestar wearing his viking helmet, and John Cleese.</line> <line start="2492" end="2540" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">An age-old Halloween tradition in the Dorkelson household.</line> <line start="2540" end="2556" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2556" end="2580" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's up, eyeball-chin?</line> <line start="2580" end="2624" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">How many mail boxes did <em>you</em> run into on Halloween?</line> <line start="2624" end="2635" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2635" end="2674" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, looks like bass-mouth Homestar's about to eat himself</line> <line start="2674" end="2710" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a bunch of three-in-the-afternoon trick-or-treaters!</line> <line start="2710" end="2726" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2726" end="2760" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I... think this guy might have eaten me</line> <line start="2760" end="2803" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and sweated my mask out onto his face.</line> <line start="2803" end="2844" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's one way to dress up as Strong Bad for Halloween.</line> <line start="2871" end="2887" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2888" end="2897" speaker="sfx">rap music</line> <line start="2897" end="2945"><sfx>rap music</sfx><peaceyp voiceover="voiceover">I roasted my seeds in the oven with a little bit of cayenne pepper,</peaceyp></line> <line start="2945" end="2980"><sfx>rap music</sfx><peaceyp voiceover="voiceover">y'all pumpkin heads!</peaceyp></line> </transcript>
