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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="costumes2007.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line> <line start="31" end="55" speaker="sfx">snap, click</line> <line start="58" end="84" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">BLAAH! You're Crack Stuntman!</line> <line start="85" end="141" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I bet you impressed a ton of ladies explaining what that costume was from.</line> <line start="142" end="194" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"No, baby, listen. It's like this cartoon man from this cartoon show."</line> <line start="195" end="267" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"And he does the voice of this other cartoon man inside the cartoon man show. It's so awesome, h--"</line> <line start="268" end="341" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Oh, cool, you're gonna leave with my fraternity brother who dressed up as Dale, Jr. That's cool!"</line> <line start="345" end="355" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="356" end="385" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Eh! Cardboard Box!</line> <line start="386" end="396" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="397" end="473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nice Stinkoman costume! And you're performing the ever-controversial crossèd deuce.</line> <line start="474" end="498" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and I see you're on my favorite level, Level 12: FRONT HALLWAY.</line> <line start="499" end="539"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and I see you're on my favorite level, Level 12: FRONT HALLWAY.</strongbad> <sfx>music starts</sfx> </line> <line start="540" end="600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Look out, it's the end boss! Vase full of peacock feathers!</line> <line start="605" end="633" speaker="sfx">explosions, click</line> <line start="634" end="688" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Here comes the terrible Thnikkaman costuuuuume!</line> <line start="689" end="715" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, nice face, kid.</line> <line start="722" end="732" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="733" end="833" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The only inaccuracy I can find with this picture is that Strong Sad appears to be hugging someone of the female persuasion.</line> <line start="834" end="878" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But everything else: spot on.</line> <line start="879" end="908" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I have three ribs!</line> <line start="909" end="919" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="920" end="967" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, yes, child services? My name is called Strong Bad.</line> <line start="968" end="1015" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I would like to report a severe case of infant abuse.</line> <line start="1016" end="1044" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I think they cut off his arms!</line> <line start="1045" end="1055" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1056" end="1125" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, well if it isn't Gentleman Strong Bad waiting for the Good Posture Trolley!</line> <line start="1126" end="1153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A-ding-ding, everyone!</line> <line start="1154" end="1164" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1165" end="1187" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1188" end="1193" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1194" end="1199" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1200" end="1205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1206" end="1211" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1212" end="1217" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1218" end="1223" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1224" end="1228" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1229" end="1234" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1235" end="1238" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1239" end="1245" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1246" end="1251" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1252" end="1257" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1258" end="1263" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1264" end="1269" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired <span style="visibility:hidden">you're hired.</span></line> <line start="1270" end="1278" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhhhhh... you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired you're hired.</line> <line start="1279" end="1289" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1290" end="1368" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The missing teen, dressed as some type of giant moron, was last seen wandering into the woods, repeating...</line> <line start="1369" end="1413" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"AaAaAaAa'm the make-money magnate!"</line> <line start="1414" end="1424" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1425" end="1472" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, Strong Bad! When did you take that picture of me?</line> <line start="1473" end="1521" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, that is not you. That looks nothing like you.</line> <line start="1522" end="1553" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">What are you talking about? That is me!</line> <line start="1554" end="1663" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, this appears to be a picture of an unfortunate young man who fell down on a roughly star-shaped piece of paper with some Scotch tape on it.</line> <line start="1664" end="1690" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You just described me!</line> <line start="1691" end="1739" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, okay, you win, it's you. I took this picture of you.</line> <line start="1740" end="1795" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's right! Oh! (singing) I am me-beee!</line> <line start="1796" end="1806" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1807" end="1819" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, another Thnikka— <span style="visibility:hidden">Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka—</span></line> <line start="1820" end="1828"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, another Thnikka— <span style="visibility:hidden">Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka—</span></strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="1829" end="1838" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka— <span style="visibility:hidden">Whoa, another Thnikka—</span></line> <line start="1839" end="1843"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka— <span style="visibility:hidden">Whoa, another Thnikka—</span></strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="1844" end="1854" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka—</line> <line start="1855" end="1859"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka— Whoa, another Thnikka—</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="1860" end="1910" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Whoa, another terrible Thnikkaman costuuuuume!</line> <line start="1911" end="1942" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, give it up, kids.</line> <line start="1943" end="1953" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1954" end="1979" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, you dressed up as one of the Videlectrix guys?!</line> <line start="1980" end="1990"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Wait, you dressed up as one of the Videlectrix guys?!</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="1991" end="2000" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, you dressed up as one of the Videlectrix guys?!</line> <line start="2001" end="2026" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man, I thought that Crack Stuntman guy was gonna have a hard time explaining his costume to the ladies.</line> <line start="2027" end="2037"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Man, I thought that Crack Stuntman guy was gonna have a hard time explaining his costume to the ladies.</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="2038" end="2069" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man, I thought that Crack Stuntman guy was gonna have a hard time explaining his costume to the ladies.</line> <line start="2070" end="2149" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Though I get the feeling that wasn't much of an issue for you. Sittin' around in your bathroom, takin' pictures of yourself.</line> <line start="2150" end="2160"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Though I get the feeling that wasn't much of an issue for you. Sittin' around in your bathroom, takin' pictures of yourself.</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="2169" end="2179" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2180" end="2240" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now this is what I'm talkin' about: Modestly Hot Homsar!</line> <line start="2241" end="2265" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And not one iota hotter!</line> <line start="2266" end="2317" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can do all the sultry poses that sitting on your desk will allow.</line> <line start="2318" end="2357" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Still. Modestly. Hot.</line> <line start="2358" end="2368" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2369" end="2422" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, Strong Bad! When did you take that picture of Marzipan?</line> <line start="2423" end="2489" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, you wish Marzipan had legs like that! Or... legs.</line> <line start="2490" end="2500" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2501" end="2553" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, it's the little things that make these costumes so terrible.</line> <line start="2554" end="2604" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Can't be bothered to find the elusive blue baseball hat?</line> <line start="2605" end="2607"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Can't be bothered to find the elusive blue baseball hat?</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="2608" end="2614"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Why not waste a whole roll of painter's tape?</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="2615" end="2642" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why not waste a whole roll of painter's tape?</line> <line start="2643" end="2652"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Not satisfied with just dressing up as Strong Bad?</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="2653" end="2689" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Not satisfied with just dressing up as Strong Bad?</line> <line start="2690" end="2716" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why not confuse people by taping a piece of paper to some cardboard and claiming it's a laptop computer?</line> <line start="2717" end="2722"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Why not confuse people by taping a piece of paper to some cardboard and claiming it's a laptop computer?</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="2723" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why not confuse people by taping a piece of paper to some cardboard and claiming it's a laptop computer?</line> <line start="2770" end="2780"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">"Oh, so you guys are dressed as GI Joe?"</strongbad> <sfx>click</sfx> </line> <line start="2781" end="2829" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Oh, so you guys are dressed as GI Joe?"</line> <line start="2830" end="2840" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2841" end="2883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Yeah, baby, that's right! I'm dressed as GI Joe!"</line> <line start="2884" end="2910" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Let's go make out!" </line> <line start="2911" end="2951" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Oh yeah! Cheat Commandos, rock rock—"</line> <line start="2952" end="2970" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"You wanna make out or not?!"</line> <line start="2971" end="2984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Yeah, sorry."</line> </transcript>
