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  <line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line>
  <line start="31" end="41" speaker="sfx">snap</line>
  <line start="41" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="50" end="98" speaker="strongbad">Aw, look. It's Homestar, Marzipan, and their adorable baby—</line>
  <line start="99" end="165" speaker="strongbad">WAIT A MINUTE!! Homestar plus Marzipan does not equal Strong Bad! It equals...</line>
  <line start="167" end="169" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="170" end="172">
    <sfx>click</sfx>
    <strongbad>this guy.</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="173" end="184" speaker="strongbad">this guy.</line>
  <line start="186" end="213" speaker="homestar">All right, settle down there, son.</line>
  <line start="215" end="229" speaker="strongbad">Ahh! Don't call me that!</line>
  <line start="231" end="269" speaker="homestar">Hup! Sounds like somebody needs a juice box.</line>
  <line start="271" end="315" speaker="strongbad">Shut up, da—I mean, Homest—I mean, get outta here!</line>
  <line start="317" end="329" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="331" end="373" speaker="strongbad">Oh, a kid dressed up as a card-carrying Deletehead!</line>
  <line start="376" end="386" speaker="strongbad">Deleted!</line>
  <line start="387" end="397" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="399" end="437" speaker="strongbad">Bags. Couple of big bags.</line>
  <line start="442" end="498" speaker="strongbad">So wait, are you dressed up as a potato with me painted on it?</line>
  <line start="499" end="550" speaker="strongbad">'Cuz it's a pretty good potato-with-me-painted-on-it costume if that's what you were shootin' for.</line>
  <line start="551" end="563" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="570" end="603" speaker="strongbad">No way! A Sticklyman costume!</line>
  <line start="605" end="615" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Uh, I mean...</line>
  <line start="616" end="640" speaker="stinkoman">No way! A Sticklyman costume!</line>
  <line start="641" end="662">
    <stinkoman>No way! A Sticklyman costume!</stinkoman>
    <sfx>Stinkoman fight music plays</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="663" end="726">
    <stinkoman>Are you asking for an obscure costume CHALLEEEEEEENGE?!</stinkoman>
    <sfx>Stinkoman fight music plays</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="727" end="736" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="739" end="791" speaker="strongbad">Awww, a newly-hatched S is for Sucks Dragonling.</line>
  <line start="793" end="827" speaker="strongbad">The "S" is for "solid parenting"!</line>
  <line start="828" end="840" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="841" end="911" speaker="strongbad">Hey, nice Poopertrooper in riot gear costume! Got the Poopstick and everything there.</line>
  <line start="912" end="950" speaker="strongbad">That almost makes <em>me</em> wanna support the Municipality.</line>
  <line start="952" end="1102" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Hey, pssst, guy who sent me this: clean up your living room. I have admittedly low standards, and I wouldn't set foot in there.</line>
  <line start="1103" end="1115" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1116" end="1164">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <strongbad>To begin, make an "S", for "shoebox".</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1165" end="1204">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <strongbad>Next, make a more different shoebox.</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1205" end="1227">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <strongbad>And then drive off in your...</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1228" end="1264" speaker="strongbad" volume="2.0">TROGCAAAAAAAAAAR!!!</line>
  <line start="1265" end="1277" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1278" end="1331" speaker="strongbad">I've never seen a piece of manila paper put to such effective use!</line>
  <line start="1332" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">And you're really selling it with that right arm, <span style="visibility:hidden">and that bow-legged stance.</span></line>
  <line start="1363" end="1383" speaker="strongbad">And you're really selling it with that right arm, and that bow-legged stance.</line>
  <line start="1385" end="1418" speaker="strongbad">If you were just three feet wider and... <span style="visibility:hidden">not dressed up as a terrible character, this would be a perfect costume!</span></line>
  <line start="1418" end="1447" speaker="strongbad">If you were just three feet wider and... not dressed up as a terrible character, <span style="visibility:hidden">this would be a perfect costume!</span></line>
  <line start="1448" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">If you were just three feet wider and... not dressed up as a terrible character, this would be a perfect costume!</line>
  <line start="1475" end="1485" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1487" end="1496" speaker="crack">BLAAAAAH, <span style="visibility:hidden">it's always great to see my hard court-ordered charity work paying off!</span></line>
  <line start="1497" end="1560" speaker="crack">BLAAAAAH, it's always great to see my hard court-ordered charity work paying off!</line>
  <line start="1561" end="1572" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1575" end="1596" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeeere!</line>
  <line start="1598" end="1646" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, I'm too impressed by this costume to get the jibblies!</line>
  <line start="1647" end="1659" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1660" end="1740">
    <sfx>spooky music</sfx>
    <strongbad>Aahhh, jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibbliejibbliejibbliejibblie bad parenting... bad... parenting...</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1741" end="1751" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1754" end="1844" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8"><em>{singing}</em> This one doesn't count. This one doesn't count. This one doesn't count as a costume.</line>
  <line start="1845" end="1855" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1857" end="1925" speaker="strongbad">I give up. You win. I have no idea what you're supposed to be.</line>
  <line start="1926" end="1940" speaker="strongsad">Well allow me to explain.</line>
  <line start="1941" end="1947">
    <strongsad>Well allow me to explain.</strongsad>
    <strongbad>OH GREAT!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1948" end="1955" speaker="strongsad">Well allow me to explain.</line>
  <line start="1957" end="1990" speaker="strongsad" volume="0.9">He's not simply dressed up as a character, <span style="visibility:hidden">or a character dressed up as someone else, or a character dressed up as some<em>thing</em> else, or a character from a video game, or a really cool character dressed up as a super cool guy all the time character, or that "Stave it Off" guy...</span></line>
  <line start="1991" end="2028" speaker="strongsad" volume="0.9">He's not simply dressed up as a character, or a character dressed up as someone else, <span style="visibility:hidden">or a character dressed up as some<em>thing</em> else, or a character from a video game, or a really cool character dressed up as a super cool guy all the time character, or that "Stave it Off" guy...</span></line>
  <line start="2029" end="2064" speaker="strongsad" volume="0.9">He's not simply dressed up as a character, or a character dressed up as someone else, or a character dressed up as some<em>thing</em> else, <span style="visibility:hidden">or a character from a video game, or a really cool character dressed up as a super cool guy all the time character, or that "Stave it Off" guy...</span></line>
  <line start="2065" end="2095" speaker="strongsad" volume="0.9">He's not simply dressed up as a character, or a character dressed up as someone else, or a character dressed up as some<em>thing</em> else, or a character from a video game, <span style="visibility:hidden">or a really cool character dressed up as a super cool guy all the time character, or that "Stave it Off" guy...</span></line>
  <line start="2096" end="2161" speaker="strongsad" volume="0.9">He's not simply dressed up as a character, or a character dressed up as someone else, or a character dressed up as some<em>thing</em> else, or a character from a video game, or a really cool character dressed up as a super cool guy all the time character, <span style="visibility:hidden">or that "Stave it Off" guy...</span></line>
  <line start="2162" end="2190" speaker="strongsad" volume="0.9">He's not simply dressed up as a character, or a character dressed up as someone else, or a character dressed up as some<em>thing</em> else, or a character from a video game, or a really cool character dressed up as a super cool guy all the time character, or that "Stave it Off" guy...</line>
  <line start="2191" end="2208">
    <strongsad volume="0.9">He's not simply dressed up as a character, or a character dressed up as someone else, or a character dressed up as some<em>thing</em> else, or a character from a video game, or a really cool character dressed up as a super cool guy all the time character, or that "Stave it Off" guy...</strongsad>
    <strongbad>I call him "Stave".</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2209" end="2271" speaker="strongsad">Or an alternate version of a character. No, no hohoho!</line>
  <line start="2272" end="2308" speaker="strongsad">He's dressed up as an alternate drawing <span style="visibility:hidden">of an alternate version of a character from the Sketchbook!</span></line>
  <line start="2309" end="2340" speaker="strongsad">He's dressed up as an alternate drawing of an alternate version of a character <span style="visibility:hidden">from the Sketchbook!</span></line>
  <line start="2341" end="2366" speaker="strongsad">He's dressed up as an alternate drawing of an alternate version of a character from the Sketchbook!</line>
  <line start="2367" end="2390" speaker="strongbad">All right, that is (a) <span style="visibility:hidden">amazing, (b) depressing, and (c) amazingly depressing.</span></line>
  <line start="2391" end="2405" speaker="strongbad">All right, that is (a) amazing, (b) <span style="visibility:hidden">depressing, and (c) amazingly depressing.</span></line>
  <line start="2406" end="2414" speaker="strongbad">All right, that is (a) amazing, (b) depressing, <span style="visibility:hidden">and (c) amazingly depressing.</span></line>
  <line start="2415" end="2429" speaker="strongbad">All right, that is (a) amazing, (b) depressing, and (c) <span style="visibility:hidden">amazingly depressing.</span></line>
  <line start="2430" end="2450" speaker="strongbad">All right, that is (a) amazing, (b) depressing, and (c) amazingly depressing.</line>
  <line start="2451" end="2462" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="2463" end="2725" speaker="strongbad"><em>{singing}</em> Walkin' round the mall with a Sterrance costume that you made for your kid. Think of all the time and hard work you put into that Sterrance costume, and how nobody knows what it iiiis! And your kid doesn't seem to care one way or the other. Because they're oooone!</line>
  <line start="2726" end="2738" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="2740" end="2921">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <strongbad>{singing} Ohhh, a red T-shirt and taped-on star. Has anybody told you how terrible you are? Some white face paint, or maybe none at all. Just standin' around in your front hall.</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2922" end="3000" speaker="strongbad">Man, those morons that dress up as Homestar just can't seem to get a good costume going! Lucky for me, I—</line>
  <line start="3001" end="3005" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
  <line start="3006" end="3066" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.6">Nngg! Hellooooo... costume...</line>
  <line start="3067" end="3126" speaker="strongbad">oh! OH! Oh, see, wait, well, see, wait, I know what you're thinkin', and it's what you thought.</line>
  <line start="3127" end="3189" speaker="strongbad">But that is actually a costume of Strong Bad after he's been... <span style="visibility:hidden">run over twelve times!</span></line>
  <line start="3190" end="3211" speaker="strongbad">But that is actually a costume of Strong Bad after he's been... run over twelve times!</line>
  <line start="3218" end="3231" speaker="strongbad">By a cliff.</line>
  <line start="3238" end="3259" speaker="strongbad">Off a skyscraper.</line>
  <line start="3267" end="3294" speaker="strongbad">Into a discount... <span style="visibility:hidden">felt... surplus... store. Phew!</span></line>
  <line start="3295" end="3301" speaker="strongbad">Into a discount... felt... <span style="visibility:hidden">surplus... store. Phew!</span></line>
  <line start="3302" end="3317" speaker="strongbad">Into a discount... felt... surplus... <span style="visibility:hidden">store. Phew!</span></line>
  <line start="3318" end="3339" speaker="strongbad">Into a discount... felt... surplus... store. <span style="visibility:hidden">Phew!</span></line>
  <line start="3340" end="3351" speaker="strongbad">Into a discount... felt... surplus... store. Phew!</line>
  <line start="3352" end="3395" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.6">Talked my way outta that one. Out of the side of my mouth.</line>
  <line start="3406" end="3423" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and I almost forgot. <span style="visibility:hidden">Here's the losers that were the winners.</span></line>
  <line start="3424" end="3464" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and I almost forgot. Here's the losers that were the winners.</line>
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