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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="crazycartoon.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="21" end="52" speaker="strongbad">'Sup, my man? What're you workin' on today?</line>
<line start="54" end="67" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="101" end="146" speaker="pbtchomestar">Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face.</line>
<line start="147" end="186" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">I can do it! I will do it nine times.</line>
<line start="237" end="247" speaker="pbtchomestar">This is the last—</line>
<line start="248" end="277" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Shut it up, y— Shut it up, you.</line>
<line start="280" end="300" speaker="pbtchomestar">Shut it up, me.</line>
<line start="306" end="333" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Here, The Cheat, have a trophy!</line>
<line start="337" end="346" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="347" end="378" speaker="pbtchomestar">Here, The Cheat, have another trophy!</line>
<line start="403" end="445" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">I was saving that one for about two seconds ago.</line>
<line start="448" end="474" speaker="pbtchomestar">Perfect. Timing.</line>
<line start="477" end="503" speaker="pbtccoachz">Here, The Chort, have a trophy!</line>
<line start="510" end="534"><pbtcstrongbad>Three trophies for The Cheat!</pbtcstrongbad><pbtchomestar>Three trophies for The Cheat!</pbtchomestar><pbtccoachz>Three trophies for The Chort!</pbtccoachz></line>
<line start="548" end="571" speaker="pbtcehsteve">Eh! Steve!</line>
<line start="578" end="641" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!</line>
<line start="642" end="653" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="657" end="681" speaker="strongbad">Hey, I didn't do that! Did I?</line>
<line start="682" end="688" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="690" end="751" speaker="strongbad">I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy.</line>
<line start="758" end="806" speaker="strongbad">I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.</line>
<line start="851" end="868" speaker="ehsteve">Eh! Steve!</line>
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