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<line start="50" end="106" speaker="homestar">Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated.</line>
<line start="106" end="130" speaker="homestar">Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!</line>
<line start="130" end="145"><strongbad sfx="yes">panting</strongbad></line>
<line start="145" end="190" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! What are you doing, man?! This is horse giblets!</line>
<line start="190" end="235" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello horse giblets! I thought you were just a filthy sack!</line>
<line start="235" end="320" speaker="strongbad">No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F-Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!</line>
<line start="320" end="363" speaker="homestar">What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile!</line>
<line start="363" end="400" speaker="strongbad">Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!</line>
<line start="400" end="441" speaker="homestar">Oh, well good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.</line>
<line start="441" end="520" speaker="strongbad">No, I'm talking about Flash! Like, what we breathe! The thing what creates us all!</line>
<line start="520" end="595" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little religioso on me.</line>
<line start="598" end="607" speaker="strongbad">Aah!</line>
<line start="607" end="700" speaker="strongbad">See? That's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!</line>
<line start="700" end="731" speaker="homestar">Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.</line>
<line start="731" end="739" speaker="strongbad">Figurative.</line>
<line start="739" end="776" speaker="homestar">But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.</line>
<line start="776" end="789" speaker="strongbad">I meant it figuratively.</line>
<line start="789" end="804" speaker="homestar">Hey, let's do it right now!</line>
<line start="804" end="814" speaker="strongbad">I'm being figurative!</line>
<line start="820" end="828" speaker="homestar">Plah!</line>
<line start="835" end="844" speaker="homestar">Bush! <span style="visibility:hidden;">Definitely bush!</span></line>
<line start="844" end="858" speaker="homestar">Bush! Definitely bush!</line>
<line start="858" end="960" speaker="strongbad">Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-Sack here, to last us<br />at least 6 months until we can learn HTML5.</line>
<line start="960" end="983" speaker="homestar">Ooh, I know what that stands for!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Hyper-Text Mark-up Lotion! Let me poop a little bit out for you!</span></line>
<line start="983" end="995" speaker="homestar">Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Mark-up Lotion! Let me poop a little bit out for you!</span></line>
<line start="995" end="1000" speaker="homestar">Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Mark-up<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Lotion! Let me poop a little bit out for you!</span></line>
<line start="1000" end="1010" speaker="homestar">Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Mark-up Lotion!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Let me poop a little bit out for you!</span></line>
<line start="1010" end="1028" speaker="homestar">Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Mark-up Lotion! Let me poop a little bit out for you!</line>
<line start="1038" end="1041" speaker="strongbad">Nope<span style="visibility:hidden;">, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes.</span></line>
<line start="1041" end="1045" speaker="strongbad">Nope, nope<span style="visibility:hidden;">, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes.</span></line>
<line start="1045" end="1050" speaker="strongbad">Nope, nope, nope<span style="visibility:hidden;">, the land of ten-thousand nopes.</span></line>
<line start="1050" end="1069" speaker="strongbad">Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes.</line>
<line start="1069" end="1131" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!</line>
<line start="1131" end="1152" speaker="homestar">Oohhh, I got you.</line>
<line start="1152" end="1200" speaker="homestar">Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of...<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Deep Impact!</span></line>
<line start="1200" end="1224" speaker="homestar">Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... Deep Impact!</line>
<line start="1224" end="1240"><strongbad sfx="yes">groan</strongbad></line>
<line start="1240" end="1309" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.</line>
<line start="1309" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Never mind.</line>
<line start="1324" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">I'll be in Bubs' Fallout Shelter if anybody needs me.</line>
<line start="1364" end="1389" speaker="strongbad">Good luck with yourself, Homestar!</line>
<line start="1389" end="1412" speaker="homestar">I don't want to miss a thing!</line>
<line start="1412" end="1427" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Wrong movie!</line>
<line start="1427" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Wait, those were two different movies?</line>
<line start="1454" end="1458"><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="1472" end="1506" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">But they both came out, like, the same summer even.</line>
<line start="1518" end="1568" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.</line>
<line start="1568" end="1640" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.</line>
<line start="1640" end="1672" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">And in some rare cases, today's!</line>
<line start="1672" end="1680"><strongbad sfx="yes">disgusted</strongbad></line>
<line start="1680" end="1723" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free!</line>
<line start="1723" end="1759" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.</line>
<line start="1759" end="1768"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">W-ah!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1768" end="1803" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I don't want to think about words any more.</line>
<line start="1812" end="1846" speaker="f-sack">Aw man, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1846" end="1906" speaker="f-sack">Sometimes, I wish you had named me "Horse Giblets".</line>
<line start="1906" end="1942" speaker="f-sack">Better than that ol' name F-Sack.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Sounds unsavory.</span></line>
<line start="1942" end="1976" speaker="f-sack">Better than that ol' name F-Sack. Sounds unsavory.</line>
<line start="2002" end="2025" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Welcome to my dating profile.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> It's not done.</span></line>
<line start="2025" end="2041" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Welcome to my dating profile. It's not done.</line>
<line start="2041" end="2067" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Name: Homestar Michael Runner.</line>
<line start="2067" end="2100" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey.<br /><span style="visibility:hidden;">Is vulnerable and should be updated</span></line>
<line start="2100" end="2115" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey.<br />Is vulnerable<span style="visibility:hidden;"> and should be updated</span></line>
<line start="2115" end="2136" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey.<br />Is vulnerable and should be updated</line>
<line start="2136" end="2168" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Status: Marzipan'd!</line>
<line start="2168" end="2206" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Likes: Beans backed with rice.</line>
<line start="2206" end="2218"><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Umm...</homestar><span style="visibility:hidden;"><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7"> that's all I can think of</homestar><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6"> tonight.</homestar></span></line>
<line start="2218" end="2242"><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Umm...</homestar><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7"> that's all I can think of</homestar><span style="visibility:hidden;"><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6"> tonight.</homestar></span></line>
<line start="2242" end="2256"><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Umm...</homestar><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7"> that's all I can think of</homestar><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6"> tonight.</homestar></line>
<line start="2256" end="2268" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No Likes!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds!</span></line>
<line start="2268" end="2285" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No Likes! Aw, this one is easy;<span style="visibility:hidden;"> four-door Sedans and billfolds!</span></line>
<line start="2285" end="2304" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No Likes! Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans<span style="visibility:hidden;"> and billfolds!</span></line>
<line start="2304" end="2322" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No Likes! Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds!</line>
<line start="2322" end="2348" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I don't even know what a billfold is.</line>
<line start="2348" end="2356"><homestar sfx="yes">Boo-ding!</homestar></line>
<line start="2356" end="2398" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.</line>
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