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<line start="10" end="94" speaker="sfx">Halloween music</line>
<line start="95" end="117" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I mean the first one was great. </line>
<line start="118" end="194" speaker="coachz">After the second one, they really fell orf. I mean, a pajama jammie-jam?</line>
<line start="195" end="221" speaker="strongsad">I rarely know what you're talking about.</line>
<line start="222" end="242" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">No! I'm a video game!</line>
<line start="243" end="272" speaker="marzipan">I don't play video games, so I wouldn't know.</line>
<line start="273" end="307"><bubs sfx="sfx">snickers</bubs><strongbad>What?! What are you laughing at?!</strongbad></line>
<line start="308" end="349"><bubs>Oh, nothin'. You look great.</bubs> <bubs sfx="sfx">snickers</bubs></line>
<line start="350" end="379" speaker="strongbad">Course I look great! I'm da bee.</line>
<line start="380" end="414" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">In actuality, I don't think he looks that great.</line>
<line start="415" end="460" speaker="homestar">OK, everyone. Thanks for comin' to my party, you all look great, blah, blah, blah.</line> 
<line start="461" end="516" speaker="homestar">It's time for the judging of the pumpkiiiins!</line>
<line start="517" end="559" speaker="homestar">Pchew! Pchew! Wchew!</line>
<line start="560" end="620" speaker="homestar">That was... the lightning... The Cheat, would you mind assisting me?</line>
<line start="621" end="632" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="649" end="715" speaker="homestar">Okay, contestant number one, your name is— Strong.. Sad? </line>
<line start="716" end="749" speaker="homestar">Oh. Anyways, please explain your pumpkin.</line>
<line start="750" end="801" speaker="strongsad">I call it "Self Portrait in Late October".</line>
<line start="802" end="847" speaker="homestar">I call it last place. Ding!</line>
<line start="848" end="868" speaker="homestar">Next contestant!</line>
<line start="869" end="893" speaker="strongsad">I'm doomed.</line>
<line start="917" end="976" speaker="homestar">All right Mr. Of Town. Just what is going on over here?</line>
<line start="977" end="1000"><kingoftown>Well, I was at home...</kingoftown><homestar>Uh-huh.</homestar></line>
<line start="1001" end="1019"><kingoftown>With the pumpkin...</kingoftown><homestar>Okay.</homestar></line>
<line start="1020" end="1031"><kingoftown>It was looking...</kingoftown><homestar>Right.</homestar></line>
<line start="1032" end="1059"><kingoftown>Particularly luscious...</kingoftown><homestar>Yeah, that's gross.</homestar></line>
<line start="1060" end="1070"><kingoftown>And then...</kingoftown><homestar>Uh-huh.</homestar></line>
<line start="1071" end="1094"><kingoftown>The next thing I know it was a...</kingoftown><homestar>Go on.</homestar></line>
<line start="1095" end="1118"><kingoftown>A pie and then...</kingoftown><homestar>I see, go on.</homestar></line>
<line start="1119" end="1135"><kingoftown>The next thing I know it was...</kingoftown><homestar>Okay.</homestar></line>
<line start="1136" end="1174"><kingoftown>Oh, the pie was gone and...</kingoftown><homestar>Right, right.</homestar></line>
<line start="1175" end="1193" speaker="kingoftown">Doo hoo?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="homestar">Whadaya think, The Cheat?</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1235" end="1270" speaker="homestar">I concur. Worst place! Ding!</line>
<line start="1271" end="1335" speaker="kingoftown">Sorry, King, but our princess is in another castle...</line>
<line start="1336" end="1353" speaker="strongmad">BOOO!</line>
<line start="1354" end="1381" speaker="homestar">All right. This guy's tall. </line>
<line start="1382" end="1434" speaker="homestar">Hey The Cheat, ask your friend here why come he didn't carve his pumpakin.</line>
<line start="1435" end="1471" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1472" end="1493" speaker="strongmad">Whar?!</line>
<line start="1506" end="1534" speaker="homestar">Now that's talent! Good prize!</line>
<line start="1535" end="1544" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="1545" end="1557" speaker="strongmad">Gah?</line>
<line start="1564" end="1588" speaker="homestar">All right, Coach, whadaya got for me?</line>
<line start="1589" end="1603" speaker="coachz">Check it out, yo!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1674" speaker="homestar">Cool, a W. What's that supposed to stand for? Witches' brew?</line>
<line start="1675" end="1711" speaker="coachz">No, no, no, it stands for tha Wu-Tang!</line>
<line start="1712" end="1739" speaker="homestar">Coach Z, are you a poser?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1762" speaker="coachz">Nah, man, I'm down.</line>
<line start="1763" end="1815" speaker="homestar">Down with second to last place. Ding.</line>
<line start="1828" end="1860" speaker="homestar">Just keep walking, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1861" end="1888" speaker="poopsmith" sfx="sfx">hisses</line>
<line start="1906" end="1948" speaker="homestar">Oh brother. What do you make of this guy, The Cheat? </line>
<line start="1949" end="1960" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1961" end="1987" speaker="homestar">I know, me too.</line>
<line start="1988" end="2019" speaker="homestar">What do you have to say for yourself, little man? </line>
<line start="2020" end="2087" speaker="homsar">I'm the ghost of Christmas past. </line>
<line start="2088" end="2157" speaker="homestar">Wow. You set a new standard for last place. You don't get a ding.</line>
<line start="2158" end="2194" speaker="homsar">And also with you.</line>
<line start="2213" end="2227" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="2228" end="2230" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2231" end="2324" speaker="homestar">What's up my main man? My dog! My ace in tha hole!</line>
<line start="2325" end="2346"><homestar>2nd place.</homestar><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
<line start="2347" end="2368" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2386" end="2411" speaker="homestar">Whatcha got here, Marzipan?</line>
<line start="2412" end="2438" speaker="marzipan">I didn't want to kill mine, so I just left it on the vine.</line>
<line start="2439" end="2490" speaker="homestar">What for? So you could, like, use it in a witches' brew or something?</line>
<line start="2491" end="2538" speaker="marzipan">Um, I don't know what that means. Anyway, I wrote a song about it. </line>
<line start="2539" end="2583" speaker="marzipan">I left it on the vine, I left it on the line, I mean, </line>
<line start="2584" end="2598"><marzipan>I left it on—</marzipan><homestar>Not necessary!</homestar></line>
<line start="2599" end="2634" speaker="homestar">Last place! Ding!</line>
<line start="2635" end="2661" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, I'm breaking up with you.</line>
<line start="2662" end="2718" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Bad. So, um, are you supposed to be the Green Hornet?</line>
<line start="2719" end="2737" speaker="strongbad">What?! No!</line>
<line start="2738" end="2790" speaker="homestar">Oh, right, right, you're supposed to be the um, the witches' brew.</line>
<line start="2791" end="2832" speaker="strongbad">No! I'm the bee! Like, from nature.</line>
<line start="2833" end="2872" speaker="homestar">Oh, great. So what's up with your pumpkin?</line>
<line start="2873" end="2981" speaker="strongbad">Well, I stabbed it a bunch and then wrapped it in barb wire, and then I felt sorry for it so, um, I gave it some googly eyes.</line>
<line start="2983" end="3047" speaker="homestar">That sure was nice of you. You get most improved. Ding!</line>
<line start="3067" end="3083" speaker="homestar">Hey, Bubs.</line>
<line start="3084" end="3109" speaker="bubs">Hey, Homestar. </line>
<line start="3110" end="3128"><sfx>owl hooting</sfx><homestar>What's up?</homestar></line>
<line start="3129" end="3148" speaker="bubs">Not a whole lot.</line>
<line start="3149" end="3166" speaker="homestar">What's that?</line>
<line start="3167" end="3184" speaker="bubs">That's just my pumpkin.</line>
<line start="3185" end="3224"><sfx>wolves howling</sfx><homestar>Cool. Does it do anything?</homestar></line>
<line start="3225" end="3264" speaker="bubs">Oh yeah. Check this out.</line>
<line start="3292" end="3315" speaker="sfx">engine revving</line>
<line start="3316" end="3343"><sfx>engine revving</sfx><thecheat>screams</thecheat></line>
<line start="3344" end="3361" speaker="sfx">engine revving</line>
<line start="3362" end="3381" speaker="thecheat">screams</line>
<line start="3382" end="3416"><thecheat>screams</thecheat><homestar>Whoa. Looks like you scared The Cheat.</homestar></line>
<line start="3417" end="3444" speaker="bubs">Yeah, I guess I did.</line>
<line start="3445" end="3461"><homestar>Not last place.</homestar><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
<line start="3462" end="3506" speaker="bubs">I feel so fine, I feel so elated, I feel so fine, I feel so elated!</line>
<line start="3507" end="3552" speaker="homestar">Well, I guess that's everybody. Thanks for your help, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="3553" end="3585"><thecheat>panicked The Cheat noises</thecheat><homestar>You all did great.</homestar> </line>
<line start="3586" end="3613" speaker="homestar">Hope to see you again next year!</line>
<line start="3614" end="3621" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="3622" end="3670" speaker="marzipan">Well, who won? I think that your rating system is questionable.</line>
<line start="3674" end="3735" speaker="homestar">Oh, right, right, a winner and such. Well...</line>
<line start="3736" end="3758" speaker="strongbad">I won! Ding!</line>
<line start="3759" end="3766" speaker="bubs">What the—?</line>
<line start="3767" end="3783" speaker="coachz">What's goin' on here?</line>
<line start="3787" end="3807" speaker="homestar">Yeah, what's going on?</line>
<line start="3808" end="3818" speaker="bubs">Huh?!</line>
<line start="3819" end="3844" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, you guys are so stupid. </line>
<line start="3845" end="3901" speaker="strongbad">You thought I dressed up as the bee? This is the best costume ever!</line>
<line start="3902" end="3946" speaker="marzipan">Now wait a minute. Then who's that Strong Bad over there?</line>
<line start="3964" end="3972" speaker="sfx">gasping</line>
<line start="3973" end="3987" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">It's that goblin!</line>
<line start="3988" end="4010" speaker="sfx">organ music</line>
<line start="4011" end="4065"><sfx>Halloween music</sfx><homestar>Ohhhh! That explains everything.</homestar></line>
<line start="4066" end="4090"><sfx>Halloween music</sfx><homestar>Ding!</homestar></line>
<line start="4091" end="4160" speaker="sfx">Halloween music</line>
<line start="4197" end="4241" speaker="marshie"><i>(distorted)</i> Made from the best stuff!</line>
<line start="4260" end="4295" speaker="homestar">Psst! Um, hey The Cheat—</line>
<line start="4296" end="4302" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="4303" end="4373" speaker="homestar">I had a really important question I want to ask you about your costume.</line>
<line start="4374" end="4434" speaker="homestar">Are you supposed to be dressed up as some kind of a witches' brew?</line>
<line start="4435" end="4448" speaker="thecheat">dismissive The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="4449" end="4513" speaker="homestar">Wait, wait, I had another question I wanted to ask you. It's not about witches' brew.</line>
<line start="4514" end="4558" speaker="homestar">Okay, it's about witches' brew, but just hear me out.</line>
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