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  <line start="26" end="87" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">A real long time the peasant kingdom of Peasantry...</line>
  <line start="93" end="110" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">some people lived...</line>
  <line start="117" end="129" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">in fear!</line>
  <line start="164" end="187" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">YOU are Rather Dashing!</line>
  <line start="188" end="225" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation</line>
  <line start="226" end="249" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">to find his thatched-roof cottage...</line>
  <line start="252" end="272" speaker="announcer" volume="1.3" voiceover="voiceover">burninated!</line>
  <line start="274" end="316" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">You swear revenge, and embark on an incredible journey</line>
  <line start="317" end="360" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">to vanquish the Burninator, once and for all.</line>
  <line start="372" end="402" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Peasant's Quest!</line>
  <line start="410" end="438" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">From the company that made that game Trogdor,</line>
  <line start="446" end="502" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">and that game Rabbit Algebra, comes a graphical text adventure</line>
  <line start="503" end="530" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">of rather large proportions.</line>
  <line start="537" end="572" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">Videlectrix programmers have actually been hard at work</line>
  <line start="573" end="596" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">bringing this epic adventure to life.</line>
  <line start="611" end="660" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">Make your way through the lush 16-color landscapes of Peasantry</line>
  <line start="661" end="698" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">using our state-of-the-art text-commands and interface.</line>
  <line start="711" end="752" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">Featuring 2-bit Mono PC internal speaker sound.</line>
  <line start="753" end="825" speaker="sfx">2-bit music</line>
  <line start="827" end="897" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination?</line>
  <line start="900" end="925" speaker="announcer" volume="1.1"  voiceover="voiceover">You decide!</line>
  <line start="934" end="981" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="voiceover">Coming soon to a 286 CGA-enabled PC near you.</line>
  <line start="1129" end="1141" speaker="pro1" voiceover="voiceover">WHAT DID I SAY?!</line>
  <line start="1142" end="1189">
    <pro1 voiceover="voiceover">WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO DO?!</pro1>
    <pro2 voiceover="voiceover" volume=".9">Good gr- To make—to make good graphics.</pro2>
  <line start="1190" end="1206">
    <pro1 voiceover="voiceover">GOOD GRAPHICS!</pro1>
    <sfx>click of marker on whiteboard</sfx>
  <line start="1207" end="1240" speaker="pro1" voiceover="voiceover">I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS!</line>

  <line start="1241" end="1259">
    <pro1 voiceover="voiceover">I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS!</pro1>
    <pro2 voiceover="voiceover" volume=".9">I can make good graphics.</pro2>

  <line start="1260" end="1289" speaker="pro1" voiceover="voiceover">I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS!</line>
  <line start="1290" end="1355" speaker="pro1" voiceover="voiceover">I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC!</line>

  <line start="1355" end="1365">
    <pro2 voiceover="voiceover" volume=".9">What?</pro2>
  <line start="1366" end="1380" speaker="pro1" voiceover="voiceover" volume="1.1">YOU HEARD ME!</line>
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