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<line start="15" end="82" speaker="strongbad">Initiate email check in five, four, three, two, one.</line>
<line start="86" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Mr. Bad,"</line>
<line start="101" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"We regret to inform you that your credit card has expired."</line>
<line start="136" end="221" speaker="strongbad">"To keep your account, we will need you to send your old credit card number and expiration date, as well as a new one so we can make the change."</line>
<line start="221" end="255" speaker="strongbad">"We promise we are real and not just trying to steal your money."</line>
<line start="260" end="295" speaker="strongbad">"John, and some other people who aren't scam artists."</line>
<line start="300" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, this sounds pretty serious. I know just what to do.</line>
<line start="360" end="385" speaker="strongbad">Just a little of this...</line>
<line start="400" end="435" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, maybe a dash of that...</line>
<line start="529" end="553" speaker="strongbad">Okay, let's see what we got here...</line>
<line start="560" end="585">
	<strongbad>"Dear Superfied..."</strongbad>
	<homestar voiceover="voiceover">...Superfied Credit Union,</homestar>
<line start="586" end="630" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You've got the same e-mail address as my friend Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="635" end="662" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Anyway, here's my credit card information:</line>
<line start="676" end="690" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="691" end="712" speaker="strongbad">That was too easy, man.</line>
<line start="714" end="800" speaker="strongbad">Well, it looks like Homestar is about to make a little contribution to the Lots of Awesome Stuff for Strong Bad Fund.</line>
<line start="830" end="845" speaker="strongbad">Gimme one of these...</line>
<line start="853" end="865" speaker="strongbad">A couple of these...</line>
<line start="868" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Oh, everybody needs one of these... </line>
<line start="896" end="938" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this thing, I gotta have that...</line>
<line start="939" end="951" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
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