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  <line start="16" end="71" speaker="strongbad">Junk it, and check it! Send me an e-mail and I'll wreck it!</line>
  <line start="80" end="91" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Dude,</line>
  <line start="92" end="133" speaker="strongbad">"What is your awesome hiding place whenever you play hide n' seek.</line>
  <line start="134" end="191" speaker="strongbad">"I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and new-nee can find you right."</line>
  <line start="192" end="241" speaker="strongbad">Hey man, new-nee can find me <i>wrong</i> if she's good-looking enough.</line>
  <line start="242" end="257" speaker="strongbad">"Awesomely yours,</line>
  <line start="258" end="291" speaker="strongbad">"Dude one, Scar, let moe."</line>
  <line start="303" end="351" speaker="strongbad">Well, as anyone that has a little brother or a Homestar Runner knows,</line>
  <line start="352" end="407" speaker="strongbad">hide n' seek can be <i>oh</i> so much more useful than <i>just</i> playing it.</line>
  <line start="408" end="426" speaker="strongbad">...prestigious monk, but I-</line>
  <line start="427" end="448" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Bad, hey The Squeak.</line>
  <line start="449" end="479" speaker="homestar">I'm here to make all your dreams come true!</line>
  <line start="480" end="514" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat and I are in the middle of a sentence here!</line>
  <line start="515" end="534" speaker="homestar">What about fifteen cents?</line>
  <line start="535" end="563" speaker="homestar">I'm here to make fifteen cents come true!</line>
  <line start="564" end="583" speaker="sfx">change clinks</line>
  <line start="584" end="628" speaker="strongbad">Hey Homestar, I've got an idea. Wanna play hide n' seek?</line>
  <line start="629" end="665" speaker="homestar">Ooh, that's way better! I'll hide, and you seek! </line>
  <line start="673" end="704" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. Anyways, back to our sentence.</line>
  <line start="705" end="720" speaker="strongbad">Pretty effective, huh?</line>
  <line start="721" end="751" speaker="strongbad">Of course there are some unpleasant side effects</line>
  <line start="752" end="791" speaker="strongbad">from playing these pleasant games of Hide n' Seek.</line>
  <line start="792" end="797" speaker="strongbad">Er, <span style="visibility:hidden">more like just, Hide n'.</span></line>
  <line start="798" end="810" speaker="strongbad"> Er, more like just, <span style="visibility:hidden">Hide n'.</span></line>
  <line start="811" end="829" speaker="strongbad">Er, more like just, Hide n'.</line>
  <line start="837" end="864" speaker="strongbad">Sleepy... sleepy pee—</line>
  <line start="865"  end="876" speaker="homestar">Ah, you found me!</line>
  <line start="877"  end="903" speaker="strongbad">Aah! Homestar, what are you doing in here?!</line>
  <line start="908"  end="947" speaker="homestar">Remember last spring when you asked if I wanted to play hide n' seek?</line>
  <line start="951"  end="988" speaker="strongbad">But I've taken at least three baths since then...</line>
  <line start="992"  end="1012" speaker="homestar">Oh, I've been in here.</line>
  <line start="1014"  end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Aah!</line>
  <line start="1024"  end="1046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">It works the other way, too.</line>
  <line start="1053"  end="1079" speaker="strongbad">I don't understand! Where is he?</line>
  <line start="1080"  end="1107" speaker="strongbad">He usually falls for this one by now.</line>
  <line start="1112"  end="1125" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1130"  end="1173" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! Stupid clever hide n' seek ploy.</line>
  <line start="1174"  end="1191" speaker="strongbad">This thing's gettin' heavy!</line>
  <line start="1192"  end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Switch to the Strong Sad bait.</line>
  <line start="1211"  end="1223" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1228"  end="1247" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">Oh, parliament!</line>
  <line start="1250"  end="1302" speaker="strongbad">There was a time when I used to try to play actual games of Hide n' Seek.</line>
  <line start="1305"  end="1350" speaker="strongbad">But it ain't easy with all the brain geniuses around here. </line>
  <line start="1359"  end="1429" speaker="strongbad">Uh... Strong Mad? Buddy? That's the same spot you hide in every time we play.</line>
  <line start="1431"  end="1456" speaker="strongmad">DAWWW!</line>
  <line start="1457"  end="1464" speaker="strongbad">Whoa!</line>
  <line start="1465"  end="1521" speaker="strongbad">Did you make a hiding spot out of you hiding in your usual hiding spot?</line>
  <line start="1522"  end="1534" speaker="strongbad">To hide behind?</line>
  <line start="1537"  end="1570" speaker="strongmad">I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT!</line>
  <line start="1574"  end="1601" speaker="strongbad">And it was well worth your time.</line>
  <line start="1605"  end="1624" speaker="strongbad">All right, I give up!</line>
  <line start="1630"  end="1650" speaker="strongbad">Ollie Ollie oxen free!</line>
  <line start="1654"  end="1678" speaker="marzipan">Yeah, Ollie, set those oxen free.</line>
  <line start="1685"  end="1704" speaker="marzipan">Oxen free! Oxen free!</line>
  <line start="1705"  end="1713"><marzipan>Oxen free! Oxen free!</marzipan><strongbad>Oh, put your sign away, we're just playing a game.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1714"  end="1740"><span style="visibility:hidden"><marzipan>Oxen free! Oxen free!</marzipan></span><strongbad>Oh, put your sign away, we're just playing a game.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1743"  end="1776" speaker="marzipan">Playing a game! Playing a game!</line>
  <line start="1777"  end="1835" speaker="coachz">Oh, check out this extremely attractive statue of Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="1838"  end="1871" speaker="strongbad">No, stupid, you found me. I'm "it" now.</line>
  <line start="1876"  end="1919" speaker="coachz">Oh, a back-sassin' animatronic Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="1921"  end="1941" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, great idea!</line>
  <line start="1944"  end="1990" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, I think your depressing creepiness may have finally paid off!</line>
  <line start="1993"  end="2012" speaker="coachz">It's all been worth it!</line>
  <line start="2015"  end="2029" speaker="homestar">Oh, there you are.</line>
  <line start="2030"  end="2063" speaker="homestar">I found you definitely found you Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="2065"  end="2090" speaker="other">Shut your mouth, wimp-cake!</line>
  <line start="2091"  end="2113" speaker="homestar">Hey, don't sass back at me!</line>
  <line start="2117"  end="2139" speaker="homestar">I found you fair, then square.</line>
  <line start="2140"  end="2156" speaker="other">Sit on a biscuit!</line>
  <line start="2161"  end="2204" speaker="homestar">Look, Strong Bad, I haven't been playing this game of hide n' seek for six weeks,</line>
  <line start="2205"  end="2246" speaker="homestar">just to have you poor-sportsmanship all over the place now!</line>
  <line start="2256"  end="2294" speaker="homestar">Why, I've got half a mind!</line> 
  <line start="2295"  end="2322" speaker="strongbad">I rest my case.</line>
  <line start="2327"  end="2340" speaker="strongbad">Rest nothing.</line>
  <line start="2341"  end="2362" speaker="strongbad">My case is in a coma!</line>
  <line start="2367"  end="2390" speaker="strongbad">As for my awesome hiding place,</line>
  <line start="2391"  end="2437" speaker="strongbad">these days I mainly use it to hide from Hide n' Seek.</line>
  <line start="2438"  end="2521" speaker="strongbad">And Kick the Can, Capture the Flag, and don't forget the nebulous TV Tag.</line>
  <line start="2522"  end="2585" speaker="strongbad">Yeah sorry. I'm taking this hiding place to the grave.</line>
  <line start="2709"  end="2735" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="2743"  end="2773" speaker="other">Dad loves me more!</line>
  <line start="2779"  end="2804" speaker="graperobot">You're adopted.</line>
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